Vegans want less cowbell

[Exterous]

Ms Holten, a vegan and animal rights activist, has campaigned against the use of cowbells in the village and her actions have annoyed the locals.

Wait - she wants less cowbell? No one wants less cowbell

A Dutch vegan who applied for a Swiss passport has had her application rejected because the locals found her too annoying.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/swiss-tow...-vegan-because-she-is-annoying-125316437.html

 

[Murloc]

the best part is that if she moves to a bigger commune in order to avoid the issue of angry farmers directly voting on her citizenship she has to wait a few years of residence before she can ask for it.

And she's not going to since she must be the wife of someone with money.

 

[purbeast0]

Typo in the subject made this thread a lot different than I expected it to be lol.

 

[MongGrel]

Typo in the subject made this thread a lot different than I expected it to be lol.

 

[Exterous]

Typo in the subject made this thread a lot different than I expected it to be lol.

Whoops. Yeah that would make a difference

 

[feralkid]

A five kilo, hundred decibel cowbell?


Yeah, right Nancy.

 

[zinfamous]

Wait - she wants less cowbell? No one wants less cowbell

A Dutch vegan who applied for a Swiss passport has had her application rejected because the locals found her too annoying.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/swiss-tow...-vegan-because-she-is-annoying-125316437.html

God bless the Swiss.

 

[Crono]

This vegan needs moar cowbell.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Are cow bells really 100db? I did not figure they made all that much noise when just hanging on a cow. I assume we're talking about regular cows and bulls here, and not an angry bull in the middle of spain. lol.

That is such an odd thing to protest about though. I think she needs more cow bell.

 

[Rifter]

100db? seriously? that would explain why cows look and act so dumb they are all deaf from cowbells.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Wait - she wants less cowbell? No one wants less cowbell

Continuing proof that vegans are wrong about everything. Anyone that intentionally avoids bacon can't be trusted to make smart decisions.

 

[lxskllr]

It's one thing to get rejected due to bureaucracy. That can happen to anyone. It's another matter entirely when the country thinks you're annoying :^D

 

[GagHalfrunt]

. It's another matter entirely when the country thinks you're annoying :^D

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