Vatican forgives Lennon

[runzwithsizorz]

Right about now, God is saying, Hey, who died, and put you in charge?

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
Right about now, God is saying, Hey, who died, and put you in charge?

Nooooo I think He is saying who put those Southern Bapists and Catholics in charge.

This on my part is not a poke at Christ because I believe in Him. It is a poke at the religious fantics who take themselves waaay to serious.


People like Palin who said " She will run in 2012 if God speaks to her" WTF You crazy bitch


The catholics who ass raped thousands of innocent children who tried to bury the scandal under thier robes but found they could'nt because of all the boys under there.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
Right about now, God is saying, Hey, who died, and put you in charge?

Right now, God is enjoying "Hey Jude" in the background, while ignoring his annoying son's phonecalls.

"Oh no no no, you're not going back to Earth. I sent you there for one measly lifetime before, and what happened? You got yourself stoned and then nailed to some lumber, and then I had to bring you back here myself! No sir, you just stay right where you are...

nnaaaaa na na nanananaaaaa......heeeey juuuude"

 

[Old Hippie]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
Right about now, God is saying, Hey, who died, and put you in charge?

Right now, God is enjoying "Hey Jude" in the background, while ignoring his annoying son's phonecalls.

"Oh no no no, you're not going back to Earth. I sent you there for one measly lifetime before, and what happened? You got yourself stoned and then nailed to some lumber, and then I had to bring you back here myself! No sir, you just stay right where you are...

nnaaaaa na na nanananaaaaa......heeeey juuuude"

LMAO! :thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
no ones gonna forgive yoko

lol now see that's funny.

agreed

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Burn all the books and artifacts as well.

Maybe we can cruse by Jerusalem after that and dynamite the Temple Mount too.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Old Hippie

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
Right about now, God is saying, Hey, who died, and put you in charge?

Right now, God is enjoying "Hey Jude" in the background, while ignoring his annoying son's phonecalls.

"Oh no no no, you're not going back to Earth. I sent you there for one measly lifetime before, and what happened? You got yourself stoned and then nailed to some lumber, and then I had to bring you back here myself! No sir, you just stay right where you are...

nnaaaaa na na nanananaaaaa......heeeey juuuude"

LMAO! :thumbsup:

hahaha, good stuff

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Lennon just replied via seance. He doesn't forgive the Vatican for being corrupt, evil, lying, greedy child molesters.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Those hideous spiral things? Hell yes.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Honestly, I agree with John Lennon. Do you go to hell for stating facts?

 

[moshquerade]

:music: All you need is love :music:

 

[andylawcc]

:music: Yellow submarine :music: Yellow submarine :music: Yellow submarine :music: Yellow submarine :music: Yellow submarine :music: Yellow submarine :music:

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, yoko.

Fixed

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Those hideous spiral things? Hell yes.

Seriously, these structures are beautiful even if you don't like some columns :roll:. Catholicism might not be around for another thousand years, but if we're lucky these buildings will be.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous
That's nice. Galileo must really feel like shit now. it took them 500 years to let that one go....

The Catholic Church really has improved its turn around time.

At the time John said it, it was true. However the Beatles never managed to nurture a herd of cross dressing groupies to keep the shtick going in the long haul. So contrary to Judas' assertion mass communication doesn't necessarily carry the day.

They never ass raped thousands of kids either

Let's not be subtle, MILLIONS of kids!

Honestly, you only ever hear about American priests and British priests doing this. I wonder if the rest of the Europeans have that problem?

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Those hideous spiral things? Hell yes.

Seriously, these structures are beautiful even if you don't like some columns :roll:. Catholicism might not be around for another thousand years, but if we're lucky these buildings will be.

No kidding. I'm not religious, but even I can appreciate the architecture and history. I think Gothic is particularly amazing.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous
That's nice. Galileo must really feel like shit now. it took them 500 years to let that one go....

The Catholic Church really has improved its turn around time.

At the time John said it, it was true. However the Beatles never managed to nurture a herd of cross dressing groupies to keep the shtick going in the long haul. So contrary to Judas' assertion mass communication doesn't necessarily carry the day.

They never ass raped thousands of kids either

Let's not be subtle, MILLIONS of kids!

Honestly, you only ever hear about American priests and British priests doing this. I wonder if the rest of the Europeans have that problem?

Why wouldn't they?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: frostedflakes

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Those hideous spiral things? Hell yes.

Seriously, these structures are beautiful even if you don't like some columns :roll:. Catholicism might not be around for another thousand years, but if we're lucky these buildings will be.

No kidding. I'm religious, but even I can appreciate the architecture and history. I think Gothic is particularly amazing.

Most of the building is gorgeous. Those spirals are totally out of place and destroy the beauty of the altar. Bernini's Throne of Saint Peter was also beaten pretty hard with an ugly stick but at least it isn't sticking out like dog's balls like the columns. Do I really think the columns should be destroyed? No. They should be moved somewhere else though, maybe the Phoenix airport where they'd blend right in.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous
That's nice. Galileo must really feel like shit now. it took them 500 years to let that one go....

The Catholic Church really has improved its turn around time.

At the time John said it, it was true. However the Beatles never managed to nurture a herd of cross dressing groupies to keep the shtick going in the long haul. So contrary to Judas' assertion mass communication doesn't necessarily carry the day.

They never ass raped thousands of kids either

Let's not be subtle, MILLIONS of kids!

Honestly, you only ever hear about American priests and British priests doing this. I wonder if the rest of the Europeans have that problem?

Why wouldn't they?

Maybe they were not aware that the Vatican would help them cover it up?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: frostedflakes

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: manowar821
Burn down, Vatican.

And take La Pieta, The School of Athens, The Sistine chapel (both ceiling and the Last Judgment), the Dome by Michelangelo, Bernini's columns, etc with it?

This is a horrible suggestion.

Those hideous spiral things? Hell yes.

Seriously, these structures are beautiful even if you don't like some columns :roll:. Catholicism might not be around for another thousand years, but if we're lucky these buildings will be.

No kidding. I'm religious, but even I can appreciate the architecture and history. I think Gothic is particularly amazing.

Most of the building is gorgeous. Those spirals are totally out of place and destroy the beauty of the altar. Bernini's Throne of Saint Peter was also beaten pretty hard with an ugly stick but at least it isn't sticking out like dog's balls like the columns. Do I really think the columns should be destroyed? No. They should be moved somewhere else though, maybe the Phoenix airport where they'd blend right in.

lulz, I thought you were being facetious.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous
That's nice. Galileo must really feel like shit now. it took them 500 years to let that one go....

The Catholic Church really has improved its turn around time.

At the time John said it, it was true. However the Beatles never managed to nurture a herd of cross dressing groupies to keep the shtick going in the long haul. So contrary to Judas' assertion mass communication doesn't necessarily carry the day.

They never ass raped thousands of kids either

Let's not be subtle, MILLIONS of kids!

Honestly, you only ever hear about American priests and British priests doing this. I wonder if the rest of the Europeans have that problem?

Why wouldn't they?

Maybe they were not aware that the Vatican would help them cover it up?

Europeans don't go to church. They consider themselves very catholic, even though they don't participate. So, I'd guess their kids aren't exposed as much.

Then again, it could be that the reason they stopped attending church ages ago is they realized this was going on. hmmmm....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: zinfamous
That's nice. Galileo must really feel like shit now. it took them 500 years to let that one go....

The Catholic Church really has improved its turn around time.

At the time John said it, it was true. However the Beatles never managed to nurture a herd of cross dressing groupies to keep the shtick going in the long haul. So contrary to Judas' assertion mass communication doesn't necessarily carry the day.

They never ass raped thousands of kids either

Let's not be subtle, MILLIONS of kids!

Honestly, you only ever hear about American priests and British priests doing this. I wonder if the rest of the Europeans have that problem?

Why wouldn't they?

Maybe they were not aware that the Vatican would help them cover it up?

Europeans don't go to church. They consider themselves very catholic, even though they don't participate. So, I'd guess their kids aren't exposed as much.

Then again, it could be that the reason they stopped attending church ages ago is they realized this was going on. hmmmm....

Damn it!! I had a perfect reply ready while reading your first paragraph and then you went ahead and stole it from me in the 2nd paragraph. :brokenheart: