Vast Condom Horror in Pacific..

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The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called "like aggregation." Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earth's magnetic field, and other factors.
 

Ikonomi

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Cool to see the concept in action on such a large scale, but that's almost creepy. And gross. :Q

The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it.

Wow.
 

djheater

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Story's been around since at LEAST 98...

But I don't think I've ever seen pictures or any other agency, besides the Australian one mentioned, note it. Smells fishy.

Pun, both aquatic and sticky beaver fluid, fully intended.
 

CVSiN

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its actually a hidden plot by the US Government... they building a runway for fighter jets outa condoms in the middle of the ocean...

 

radioouman

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Condom Isle

Source: Czech E-Zine "black ice" (Issue #1)
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA

Oceanographic scientists say they have discovered a vast, floating "reef" of the world's disposed condoms in the middle of the South Pacific, about halfway between Tahiti and Antarctica. The phenomenal mass is almost two miles long, an eighth of a mile wide, and in places up to 60 feet deep, the oceanographers say.

Mason Froule, Australian marine biologist at his country's Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island, South Pacific, said the bizarre accumulation is explained by a scientific term called "like aggregation" -- that is, the massing of similar objects over short or longer periods of time due to wind or ocean currents, magnetic fields, buoyancy and other conditions. "It's fairly common in the world's oceans," he said: natural events such as red tides, for example, are instances of "like aggregation." "People with pets that shed lots of hair can see it in their own homes," Froule added. "The dog sheds everywhere in the room, but after falling out, the fur soon collects in a few clumps and masses."

Froule said ocean "reefs" of styrofoam and detergent residues have been observed in the South Pacific and elsewhere for many years, but they are usually broken up by storms before they become large or hazardous. He believes the huge concentration of condoms, not reported before, is more resilient than other aggregating" ocean materials, and may have been developing for decades. Froule said parts of the newly discovered reef are matted together so densely that "you could almost land a plane on it." "I suppose it would be funny if it didn't pose the hazard it does to marine life and navigation," Froule stated. "I pity any freighter, submarine, or dolphin, for that matter, that might run into it."

The biologist said he and his Australian scientific colleagues will have the reef mapped by satellite and monitored from now on to see if it expands, breaks up, or drifts from its current location (reported at 63 degrees latitude and 154 degrees longitude). Froule said there would not be much point in trying to break up the pulpy mass with explosives or other devices. "It seems pretty indestructible," he said.

The world's industrialized nations are estimated to consume and dispose of nearly 300 million condoms a year. Industry analysts say about a third of the discards become waterborne.



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everman

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I think it's clear that this was part of some kind of evil beaver plot to dam up the ocean :shocked:
 

Ime

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Somehow, I imagine if this was real... we'd at least see it in AP's strange news section.
 

Insomniak

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Originally posted by: Pablo
until i see it from a news source that is credible, I think its probably BS.



Until I see pics, it's all shens.

If you google image search "condom reef" all you get are two pictures of gay porn. I think it's BS.