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Vaseline & SEX (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

The man says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

The woman replies, "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."
Taken aback, the researcher says, "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a hinge. But, in fact, I know most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

 
Hear about the newlyweds who didnt know the difference between vaseline and putty?




















All their windows fell out!
 
Originally posted by: thebestMAX
Hear about the newlyweds who didnt know the difference between vaseline and putty?

All their windows fell out!


Do I not get it or is that one just not funny?












 
Wow, guess I am really old. We used to be able to infer a false meaning to get humor.

Im sorry, I wont do it again.
 
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: dman
Originally posted by: thebestMAX
Hear about the newlyweds who didnt know the difference between vaseline and putty?

All their windows fell out!


Do I not get it or is that one just not funny?

Dude... If they used vasoline on their windows, what did they use putty for?
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Thanks for explaining it to them, HotChic! I REALLY LOL thinking that it was necessary! 😀:beer:

Knew you would get it, Viper! Twisted minds think alike. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ever been in a house that wasn't built in the last 20 years or so???

That's how ALL windows used to be fixed into the frames.
I'm dumb, I though you meant putty was used to secure the frames, not the plate glass. 😱
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ever been in a house that wasn't built in the last 20 years or so???

That's how ALL windows used to be fixed into the frames.
:Q What if somebody fell against a window?

They broke.

Putty hardens after a short time, or at least window putty does.
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ever been in a house that wasn't built in the last 20 years or so???

That's how ALL windows used to be fixed into the frames.
I'm dumb, I though you meant putty was used to secure the frames, not the plate glass. 😱

Putty dries and becomes rather hard, it's almost cement like. They do still nail the frame in, they just puttied the gaps because windows work better when there aren't big holes around the edges.
 
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