Vandals left their names

[GooeyGUI]

Vandals left their names, police say

Associated Press ? May 12, 2009 CENTRALIA, Wash. ? It didn?t take Centralia police long to identify suspects in a weekend break-in at a vacant home.

Vandals left graffiti on the walls ? including their names.

Police arrested the juveniles who live across the street.

Stupid criminals in training no doubt. I wonder how old these kids are anyway. They should have signed with some other kid's names, right?

 

[nakedfrog]

Obviously the fact that Bart has never been identified as "El Barto" embiggened their plans.

 

[GooeyGUI]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Obviously the fact that Bart has never been identified as "El Barto" embiggened their plans.

lol

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Obviously the fact that Bart has never been identified as "El Barto" embiggened their plans.

perfectly crumulent logic, there.

 

[Jeeebus]

obviously, this was one of their father's:

Theft suspect filled out job application

DAYTON, Ohio, May 7 (UPI) -- Police in Ohio said a man suspected of stealing from a clothing store stopped to fill out a job application before leaving the scene.

Investigators said Stanley Wright, 49, concealed T-shirts and pants from Deveroes in Dayton, Ohio, under his shirt and the waistline of his pants and filled out a job application at the store's checkout counter before attempting to leave with the items, the Dayton Daily News reported Thursday.

Wright set off an alarm as he left the store and managers said an examination of the store's inventory revealed about $400 worth of clothing was missing.

Police said they used Wright's job application to track him to his address, where he was found ironing one of the pairs of jeans he is accused of stealing.

Wright was arrested and charged with misdemeanor theft. He was taken to the Montgomery County Jail in lieu of $1,000 bond.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/20...ws/UPI-89481241731800/