Vampies: The Turning

[HeroOfPellinor]

I saw about a half hour of this movie one afternoon on cable when there was really nothing else on. I grimmace through most of it before changing the channel. I forgot about it until I read the AICN review of it. If you've seen the movie or part of it, this should make you laugh.

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=19495

Starts with:

Warning: this is a long and overly detailed review of a straight to video sequel to VAMPIRES. Do not read.

My favorite quote:

I mean VAMPIRES 3 has a couple laughs here and there. One part, they trick a vampire into jumping his motorcycle out a window just as the sun comes up. So the sun comes up in time lapse while the motorcycle is mid-air. That was pretty funny. You expect vampires to keep better track of when the sun comes up, but if it's gonna time-lapse while they're in mid-air I guess there's nothing they can do.

Some bad language, but, whatever, you probably already clicked by now if you're going to so it's too late by the time you read this.

 

[nakedfrog]

It sounds almost entertaining enough to watch.

 

[classy]

Its not too bad. Its a B movie that gets about a C.