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val kilmer in tombstone

without my knowledge, cleopatra is cloned twice. both cleopatras are brought into my bedroom while I sleep, with giant feather-fans and a handle of grapes each. i wake up to them smearing sensious oils all over my body, and as my eyes groggily peel open i take a nibble at a grape while cleopatra #1 shines my nipple. a radio in the next room announces the winning lottery numbers, and i lean over to check my ticket lying on the floor. Its a winner.. $2 million.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JohnCU
there's nothing better, i don't think.

You don't?

he just fits the role perfectly.

I agree. I usually don't like Val Kilmer but he brought something special to the role. Did he get a Best Supporting Actor nomination for it, anyone know?
 
Originally posted by: Farang
without my knowledge, cleopatra is cloned twice. both cleopatras are brought into my bedroom while I sleep, with giant feather-fans and a handle of grapes each. i wake up to them smearing sensious oils all over my body, and as my eyes groggily peel open i take a nibble at a grape while cleopatra #1 shines my nipple. a radio in the next room announces the winning lottery numbers, and i lean over to check my ticket lying on the floor. Its a winner.. $2 million.

soooo

wassup
 
Originally posted by: cliftonite
It has to be the best role of his career.

Agreed. It's pretty much the only role I've ever seen him play where he's not just Val Kilmer playing a guy.
 
Originally posted by: Balt
Originally posted by: cliftonite
It has to be the best role of his career.

Agreed. It's pretty much the only role I've ever seen him play where he's not just Val Kilmer playing a guy.

I liked the one he played an avenging trumpet player. very good and very believable.
 
Originally posted by: dbk
Yeah, much better than Dennis Quaid's Doc Holliday

Quaid had the physical look down better. He lost a lot of weight for that role, though lots of cocaine made that easy.
 
My wife always had a crush on Kilmer but had her bubble burst a few months ago. She worked for a woman earlier this year that used to own a restaurant in pecos, nm, where kilmer and his partner frequently had breakfast. The woman apologized to my wife 'for saying this, but you can give it up, he's very gay', lol.
 
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