Vagina Yogurt. New trend, under the radar.

[Hugo Drax]

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

This seems to be a new thing this year but it did not seem to make the news much. Women making Yogurt using Vaginal secretions.

 

[NAC4EV]

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

This seems to be a new thing this year but it did not seem to make the news much. Women making Yogurt using Vaginal secretions.

Does it tastes like chicken?????

 

[RaistlinZ]

 

[NAC4EV]

I hope it doesn't taste like Surströmming

THE WORST FOOD EVER - SURSTRÖMMING

 

[sandorski]

I prefer Pre-Yogurt vaginal excretions.

 

[DrDoug]

Sooo... fish yogurt? :biggrin:

What's next? Crotch cheese? D:

 

[Printer Bandit]

toe jam jerky

 

[keird]

...and give a schmear of that clam cheese on my bagel.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Hmm if it actually tasted like vagina that would be one thing (because depending on the one it can get pretty tasty) but just using the bacteria to culture it? Nah.

 

[TheVrolok]

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Does it tastes like chicken?????

 

[cbrunny]

This makes less sense than baking cookies with dough from cookie dough ice cream

 

[destrekor]

This makes less sense than baking cookies with dough from cookie dough ice cream

:biggrin:

 

[blankslate]

You didn't answer the question....

but seriously

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[Fire&Blood]

I vote instant permaban for OP, we did not need this info.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

You didn't answer the question....

I am not a fan of fromunda cheese.

 

[disappoint]

You didn't answer the question....

but seriously

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I'm calling for a complete shutdown of all yogurt manufacturing until our representatives can figure out what the hell is going on. We have no choice! We have no choice!

 

[destrekor]

I'm calling for a complete shutdown of all yogurt manufacturing until our representatives can figure out what the hell is going on. We have no choice! We have no choice!

Won't somebody think of the children! Our youth need not be exposed to products of such questionable and vile origin!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Have you tried the new glazed donut at dunkin yet????

 

[Denly]

Amateur, I rather eat this than the Japanese virgin poopoo

 

[disappoint]

Won't somebody think of the children! Our youth need not be exposed to products of such questionable and vile origin!

 

[NetWareHead]

I've wondered if the specific vaginal flora has properties capable of fermenting dairy products into something like yogurt and I guess I now have my answer.

Whats the big deal anyway? The amount of bacteria needed to ferment milk into yogurt is actually quite small. When I make homemade yogurt, I innoculate milk by introducing some of older already made yogurt containing active bacteria and stirring it in. One gallon maybe needs 1-2 tablespoons to kickstart the process. Im sure in commercial yogurt making, the amount needed is less; I just give it a healthy dose to make sure as my kitchen is not nearly as regimented as a commercial kitchen or lab.

You guys (and lesbians) are ingesting way more of these vaginal secretions (and bacteria) during cunnilingus.

 

[CPA]

Why am I not surprised that the person who did this is a feminist.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I hope it doesn't taste like Surströmming

THE WORST FOOD EVER - SURSTRÖMMING

Oh gross ::

 

[Sho'Nuff]

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

This seems to be a new thing this year but it did not seem to make the news much. Women making Yogurt using Vaginal secretions.

This could be a groundbreaking discovery. Given the diversity of women it is theotiucally possible to create infinite flavors of yogurt.

Time to file some intent to use trademark apps. "Honey Hole" brand yogurt anyone?