LoL:
Last night I shared the article about Andrei Kirilenko with my wife ?
After I regained consciousness, she stood over me with the frying pan in her hand and said, "Greenburg is an idiot for writing the story, but you have to be a bigger idiot for actually doing what he said." I told her that it was not a bad idea, maybe it would "spice" things up a little after being married for 10 years. The emergency room doctor says that the bullet went through my leg cleanly and I should recover without any complications. But the broken arm from being pushed down the stairs would take a few more months to heal. While laying in the driveway waiting for the ambulance, my wife leaned out the window and threw my clothes on top of me and yelled, "See if he can refer you to a divorce attorney, too." Do you have any more relationship advice for me?