USPS Rant... Feel free to join in.

[DevilsAdvocate]

I hate the USPS. I hate the mf USPS. I swear by the name of the most High and Holy, Sovereign God. Jesus, they piss me off.

My new PS2. Where is it? They don't know. Probably gone. Where? Where all lost packages go... probably to the Postal Worker's house, that's where.

I understand that there are a lot ot people out there who need jobs. Ex-cons working customer service at Fry's. Hell, McDonald's lets retards mop the floor.

Why does it seem that the USPS hires the biggest morons in the world to deliver time sensitive / valuable items?

... and I hear on the radio that there is a postage hike of 2 cents in the offing. 2 cents more?

So we have to may pore for crappy service?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

This is therapy... sorry if I offend.

... if you happy to be a retard pushing a mop at Mickey D's.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Go postal.

 

[Ketteringo]

The price raise is to create a $3B escrow account b/c congress told them to?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Go postal.

No weapons. I guees the good thing about the law prohibiting the mailing of firearms is that they can't wind up in the wrong hands - due to postal incompetence.

 

[cw42]

USPS > u.

 

[Baked]

USPS hates you.

 

[Yossarian]

I have only had very good experiences with USPS, sorry!

 

[intogamer]

pwned by 8 dollar workers

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: intogamer
pwned by 8 dollar workers

i think the post office is union, so try $18/hr

 

[Kalvin00]

Me gusta USPS.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Me gusta USPS.

Mi pene es mas grande que tu pene.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

I half-wish they'd just up the postage rate to 50 cents and not keep on with the incremental hikes. Take that wad of cash and figure out how to streamline things.

 

[Sundog]

Did it have insurance?

 

So we have to may pore for crappy service?

At least we don't have to pay more for atrocious grammar.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
I half-wish they'd just up the postage rate to 50 cents and not keep on with the incremental hikes. Take that wad of cash and figure out how to streamline things.

I wish they weren't such douches about reusing boxes that have company's names on them.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Me gusta USPS.

Mi pene es mas grande que tu pene.

Mentiroso

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: jumpr

So we have to may pore for crappy service?

At least we don't have to pay more for atrocious grammar.

that's a spoonerism

 

[olds]

I have never had a problem with them. Recently they came by to deliver a package. I wasn't home so they left the note on the door. I knew I just missed him so I drove around looking for him, no joy. I went home dejected and told myself to try and be home the next day. 20 minutes later my doorbell ran. It was the UPS driver. He came back by to see if I was home.

 

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I have never had a problem with them. Recently they came by to deliver a package. I wasn't home so they left the note on the door. I knew I just missed him so I drove around looking for him, no joy. I went home dejected and told myself to try and be home the next day. 20 minutes later my doorbell ran. It was the UPS driver. He came back by to see if I was home.

That's UPS. We're talking about the U-S-P-S.

Reading comprehension: -kajillion/10.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: intogamer
pwned by 8 dollar workers

They make a lot more than that.

edit: oops, someone already said it-- 18 bucks an hour.

 

[MX2]

Obviously they have singled you out. It wont get any better for you, you are on "The List."

 

[redly]

if it makes you any happier, they are trying to get a 5.4% increase in postage rates (which I'm sure they will). And to make you even happier, the justification is "to fund their pension plan".

 

[revnja]

Did they end up losing MORE stuff of yours, DA? I would seriously complain to your local branch since they seem like a bunch of incompetent f*ckups, but it probably won't do any good. Sorry to hear you're still having troubles with 'em.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Try living in Hawaii, where anytime they say the shipment will take 2-3 business days, expect to add 2-3 weeks to that.