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USPS Funny Story

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virtueixi

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So today I get a notice saying there is a package for me to pick up in my college dorm office, so I figure its my sample condom I ordered a while ago. So I go, and the package is a small minela envelope, wrapped in USPS shrink wrap, saying " I'm sorry we damaged you package, there is nothing you can do about it." It was pretty obvious the envelope was opened, as the top was removed neatly. The Trojan XL condom was still inside. I'm prolly gonna throw it away (I wouldnt jack off in that condom), for fear that the evil USPS man tampered with it. I know it was opened, how else do you damage an envelope like that? Oh well, it was a free sample so I dun care, but if it was a real package.....
 
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