USMC and Navy rules for Gunfighting :)

Geekbabe

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USMC Rules For Gunfighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics.They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent
on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

9.5. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of your gun.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to
avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."





*Navy Rules to Gunfighting*

1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee

:D
 

no0b

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lol great list

<-- first post from linux,,, KDE 3, mandrake 9, opera 6.11
why does the text look all funky?
 

charrison

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n Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good sh!t!"

A Navy Seal lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great sh!t."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this sh!t!!"

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in a air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of sh!t is this?"
 

Semper Fi

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USMC Rules of Offensive Combat

1. Destroy the enemy and his will to fight.




BTW neato list. A marine obviously did not write it, too many words. Including use of the word gun. ;)

#'s 5 and 23 are UA from some other service.




 

MrCraphead

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Originally posted by: Semper_Fi
USMC Rules of Offensive Combat

1. Destroy the enemy and his will to fight.




BTW neato list. A marine obviously did not write it, too many words. Including use of the word gun. ;)

#'s 5 and 23 are UA from some other service.


lol
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: charrison
n Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good sh!t!"

A Navy Seal lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great sh!t."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this sh!t!!"

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in a air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of sh!t is this?"
Army pilot looks down from his chopper and says "Wow, it's pretty sh*tty down there"


 

BooneRebel

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Originally posted by: Semper_Fi
USMC Rules of Offensive Combat

1. Destroy the enemy and his will to fight.




BTW neato list. A marine obviously did not write it, too many words. Including use of the word gun. ;)

#'s 5 and 23 are UA from some other service.
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This one's for fighting...

 

UltraQuiet

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I figured Davesohmer woulda been in here by now with his coffee mug ablazing :D

Why? Everytime I say something to you I end getting smacked in the melon with some sort of aquatic wildlife.