Using the term "handicap" in golf

[CrazyLazy]

I am offended by people who are to rich and fat to do anything useful using the term "handicap" when they play golf. They are in such an elitist and foreign world that the biggest struggle they have to overcome is sucking at golf. So to try and get rid of their suckage they call it a "handicap". Well guess what, for some people having a "handicap" means they don't have any legs or man parts and can only go into buildings with slanted ramps. Fuck golf.

 

[MotF Bane]

Weak rant.

 

[waggy]

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[JohnCU]

you must be retarded

 

[effowe]

You should be ranting this from the green on the 1st hole at your local course, they should be receptive.

 

[CPA]

yeah, them and bowlers. inconciderate asshats!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Weak rant.

Extremely weak rant. So much so, in fact, that it's not entirely clear as to whether the OP is complaining about the concept of a handicap, or the term handicap.

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: effowe
You should be ranting this from the green on the 1st hole at your local course, they should be receptive.

I think he would get a better reception after they have a few drinks.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: CPA
yeah, them and bowlers. inconciderate asshats!

Yeah, and me getting a turkey, what the shit? I AINT NO BIRD!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Well, maybe if you didn't suck so badly at it you wouldn't need a handicap.

 

[Savij]

Get a dictionary, retard.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/handicap

 

[ric1287]

kind of an idiot, aren't you?

 

[OCGuy]

0/10

 

[KeithTalent]

So call it a cripple instead.

KT

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555

Originally posted by: CPA
yeah, them and bowlers. inconciderate asshats!

Yeah, and me getting a turkey, what the shit? I AINT NO BIRD!

yeah thats what i don't get. Turkey? WTF? what does a damn turkey have to do with it!? makes me want a sandwich.

 

[JS80]

"What's your handicap?"

vs

"What's your retardation?"

 

[OCGuy]

[seinfeld] Whats the deeeeal with handicaps in golf? I go to the course, no wheelchairs! [/seinfeld]

 

[PepePeru]

You are obviously quite handicapable.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah how about you fuck off?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I am offended by people who are to rich and fat to do anything useful using the term "handicap" when they play golf. They are in such an elitist and foreign world that the biggest struggle they have to overcome is sucking at golf. So to try and get rid of their suckage they call it a "handicap". Well guess what, for some people having a "handicap" means they don't have any legs or man parts and can only go into buildings with slanted ramps. Fuck golf.

Wow. Those people without legs are still in better shape than you. Being in a wheelchair is undoubtedly tough, but it's got to be even tougher to live without a brain.

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
0/10

Yeah, but if you add in his handicap, he gets a 3/10. :thumbsup:

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
[seinfeld] Whats the deeeeal with handicaps in golf? I go to the course, no wheelchairs! [/seinfeld]

Funny to me!

 

[CrazyLazy]

I don't see how you guys are bothered by this. It's like someone calling a crooked line "gay" because it isn't a straight line. It just doesn't fit.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I don't see how you guys are bothered by this. It's like someone calling a crooked line "gay" because it isn't a straight line. It just doesn't fit.

You really are a moron.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I don't see how you guys are bothered by this. It's like someone calling a crooked line "gay" because it isn't a straight line. It just doesn't fit.

You really are a moron.

Yay!!! /thread