Using a dinner fork as an improvised back scratcher FTW!

[RichUK]

Aaaahhhhh? It feels so good.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Old fashion hair brushes work much better.

 

[OCGuy]

Only if you do it at dinner, and continue to eat with the fork after.

 

[mxyzptlk]

pfft, using a wire hanger unraveled to reach deep down into the cast on your leg is much more satisfying. gotta be careful not to cut yourself though I think I ended up wrapping some thin cloth around the edge to make it a little less sharp.

 

[BoomerD]

meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I use a wire brush to scratch my crack.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

With one end shaped like a hand, it can surely provide instant relief.

:Q

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I use a wire brush to scratch my crack.

Bleeding edge technology.

 

[Muse]

One day a vendor in Chinatown laid one of those Chinese back scratchers on me on a whim as I bought something else. I keep it next to my bed when I sleep and when I get that sudden itch in bed, I can scratch it. It happens not infrequently. Those things are great. A fork is just too short.

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

Yeah, that's the stuff, but mine doesn't have the rollers. It's strictly for scratching your back.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I use a wire brush to scrub my crack.

srsly?

 

[joesmoke]

ah scratch mahself with a rag on a stick...

</fatbart>

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I use a wire brush to scrub my crack.

srsly?

Heh no. I said scratch.

 

[Newbian]

I thought hookers were paid to scratch your back...

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: RichUK
Using a dinner fork as an improvised back scratcher.

Welcome to... uhh... the late 17th century?

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Newbian
I thought hookers were paid to scratch your back...

Hookers are paid to fuck.... I don't know what sort of hookers you are going to...

 

[nageov3t]

I use the flat side of a butter knife.

 

[Ns1]

I use my girlfriend.

 

[dakels]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

pfft... amateur... mine has 3 wheels. My gf got it for me... guess it's her way to telling me to scratch my own back.

I have no idea what to do with the wheels

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: dakels

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

pfft... amateur... mine has 3 wheels. My gf got it for me... guess it's her way to telling me to scratch my own back.

I have no idea what to do with the wheels

theyre for the gerbals

 

[dakels]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

wait... i was just reading the official product description:

Draw letters and words on your friend's back while they struggle to quess your secret message.

wat...

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: Newbian
I thought hookers were paid to scratch your back...

Hookers are paid to fuck.... I don't know what sort of hookers you are going to...

I guess you don't get the reference.... try getting a few soon.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: Newbian
hookers

Hookers

try getting a few soon.

sage advice this be!

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Newbian


I guess you don't get the reference.... try getting a few soon.

Oh, you were trying to tell a joke... ahhhh... better luck next time.

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
meh...amateur...I have one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-S...qid=1235068120&sr=1-18

FTW - I get these for $1.00 at the little flea market.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: Newbian


I guess you don't get the reference.... try getting a few soon.

Oh, you were trying to tell a joke... ahhhh... better luck next time.

Says the man who doesn't get the sex jokes...

Next time do what the rest of us do and go get a few and you will understand.