uses of ivy bridge

Was intel testing at fukushima an enginnering sample of ivy bridge??

  • Yes, thats why we had the delay of that cpu

  • No, ivy is so exotic cpu must be reverse engineered from area 51


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anikhtos

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In this thread if the anand will not lock it again
we can comment ivy bridge until the next cpu release and then we can talk about that.

so come along and make fun of the cpu
so i place here my photoes that pissed the forum

failed air cooling of the ivy bridge

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failes water cooling of the ivy cpu

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I'm going to assume you're talking about plants, since this is the off topic subforum. If you were talking about computer hardware - you're posting this thread in the very wrong place. That said, I just bought some clematis vines & honeysuckle vines to grow on a trellis in front of my patio - they'll block out the bright sun in the middle of the day and make the patio more relaxing to sit on. -DrPizza
 
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anikhtos

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well it is obvious the ivy is a bit hot
so it is need a proper cooling solution
this ie the recomended intel water cooling solution

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NuclearNed

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I like your taste in pictures, but I don't get what you're saying. Something something something about a rash in a sensitive area???
 

anikhtos

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Well i am supriced noone so far talked about
INTEL at last catch up with amd in heat !!!!!!!!
at last intel made a cpu that wins the hot offerings from amd
IVY bridge the new oven ehmmmmmmmm cpu
that runs hotter than anything amd has to offer
so loyal intel fans wait no more
now you can talk to the amd fanboys and laught at them
now intel is the hottest out here
 

anikhtos

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ivy bridge is hot as the sun

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bulldozer compares to ivy looks like an iceburg

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NuclearNed

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Well i am supriced noone so far talked about
INTEL at last catch up with amd in heat !!!!!!!!
at last intel made a cpu that wins the hot offerings from amd
IVY bridge the new oven ehmmmmmmmm cpu
that runs hotter than anything amd has to offer
so loyal intel fans wait no more
now you can talk to the amd fanboys and laught at them
now intel is the hottest out here

your haiku is too wordy
 

olds

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I had an ivy bridge but the vines kept breaking under the weight of my truck.
 

anikhtos

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Oven_Thermometer_503.jpg


ivy bridge brings the true multitasking
baking muffins and browsing the net the same time
 

God Mode

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Why are people so obsessed with heat if its within operating temp? They treat their computers like faberge eggs when it should be used within its useful lifetime. Why the babysitting and worrying about something that loses value so quickly instead of sitting back and enjoying it?
 

surfsatwerk

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Well i am supriced noone so far talked about
INTEL at last catch up with amd in heat !!!!!!!!
at last intel made a cpu that wins the hot offerings from amd
IVY bridge the new oven ehmmmmmmmm cpu
that runs hotter than anything amd has to offer
so loyal intel fans wait no more
now you can talk to the amd fanboys and laught at them
now intel is the hottest out here

I don't speak your crazy moon talk.
 

JulesMaximus

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Well i am supriced noone so far talked about
INTEL at last catch up with amd in heat !!!!!!!!
at last intel made a cpu that wins the hot offerings from amd
IVY bridge the new oven ehmmmmmmmm cpu
that runs hotter than anything amd has to offer
so loyal intel fans wait no more
now you can talk to the amd fanboys and laught at them
now intel is the hottest out here

I work for an Intel supplier. It is as good a reason as any to support Intel I guess. :wub:

FUCK AMD!!! :sneaky:
 

anikhtos

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intel was testing the ivy bridge in a top secret facilitie
in japan
fukushima
day one of powering the ivy bridge cpu

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was not quite there

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but the know intel enginners went imediatly back to work
figuring out what went wrong with the sample cpu lol
so after a small delay at launching this new cpu
ivy bridge is here to warm our houses lol
 

KeithTalent

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So you got a thread locked in another forum so decided to re-post it here? Maybe you should re-post it again in the rocket science forum.

KT
 

anikhtos

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So you got a thread locked in another forum so decided to re-post it here? Maybe you should re-post it again in the rocket science forum.

KT
they said that i ought to open it here in the first place
i asked to move the old one here
but they refused
so i opened it myself
 

Perknose

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You, sir, are a troll under the ivy bridge. Your posts are not ivy bridge league material. They are an ivy bridge too far.

All your trolling has been creepy and in vine, Your accusations are baseless.

All your baseless belongs to us!
 

anikhtos

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You, sir, are a troll under the ivy bridge. Your posts are not ivy bridge league material. They are an ivy bridge too far.

All your trolling has been creepy and in vine, Your accusations are baseless.

All your baseless belongs to us!
any translation available??