USATODAY hacked!!!!

PsychoAndy

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ok, pic of a battlebot with "biohazard" story, assorted.....oh, here we go:

07/11/2002 - Updated 03:33 PM ET





Political Correctness is out

New York, NY (AP) ? World finally pull head out of ass and gets over the whole political correctness fiasco (France of course excluded) and comes to realization that Islam is not infact a peace loving religion but rather one of intolerence and subsigation of women.

On another note, I'll be sexing up all the ugly hax0r chicks this weekend at hope2k2.

ooh, 2 more:

07/11/2002 - Updated 03:33 PM ET





9th ciruit court at it again

California (AP) ? This week the 9th circuit court has handed down another convtroversial judgement ruling that the shape of the Pentegon was unconstitutional due to its obvious similarities to the Star of David a religious symbol of Judism. Shape to be changed to rhombus.


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07/11/2002 - Updated 03:33 PM ET





Groundzero, Tel Aviv

Tel Aviv, Israel (AP) ? Unconfirmed reports are just coming in out of Israel, that there have been numerous explosions in and around the heart of Tel Aviv. Eyewitnesses claim that the explosions were missles exploding above the city. The Israeli army has been spotted in full biological containment gear. Although we have not received any official statement, as of 9:00PM EST the Israeli army has shut all the roads in and out of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Bethlehem.

Speculation is that Saddam Hussein, fearing the inevitable invasion of Iraq, has launched a preemptive strike against Israel. As of now we do not know if these weapons were biological or chemical in nature, but there are confirmed reports of soliders in Biohazard suites in Tel Aviv. Information will be added as we receive it.




sad....they can hack USAToday and cant spell ground zero
 

AnthraX101

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Political Correctness is out

New York, NY (AP) ? World finally pull head out of ass and gets over the whole political correctness fiasco (France of course excluded) and comes to realization that Islam is not infact a peace loving religion but rather one of intolerence and subsigation of women.

On another note, I'll be sexing up all the ugly hax0r chicks this weekend at hope2k2.

9th ciruit court at it again

California (AP) ? This week the 9th circuit court has handed down another convtroversial judgement ruling that the shape of the Pentegon was unconstitutional due to its obvious similarities to the Star of David a religious symbol of Judism. Shape to be changed to rhombus.

Armani
 

PsychoAndy

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yet another.....

07/11/2002 - Updated 03:33 PM ET





Bush Proposes new Cabinet level post

Washington D.C. (AP) ? Today, George W. Bush has proposed yet another cabinet level position. The Cabinet Minister for Propoganda and Popular Englightenment, will be setup to complement the recent addition of the department of Homeland Defense. It is reported that, if approved, Bush would appoint Dr. Joseph Goebbels to the post.

In recent weeks Tom Ridge has complained that his department has lacked the proper authority to keep terrorists from infiltrating the american mind. 95% of Americans, in a Gallop poll, agree that we have to do all we can to rid the country of terrorists, showing the public still strongly supports president Bush in his campaign against terrorism.

If the move is succesful, people close to the Whitehouse think there could be a turf war between Goebbels and White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer. Since September 11th, Fleischer has come to enjoy controling public opinion and has expressed dissatisfaction with the idea of a Popular Englightement Minister. There was a constant flow of customers buying everything.

 

Jhill

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Donald Rumsfeld, American Beauty

Washington D.C. (AP) ? After years of speculation, that the homophobe nextdoor neighbor from the movie American Beauty, was modeled after current secratary of defense Donald Rumsfeld, the truth comes out. Rumsfeld is gay, and did kill his neighbor after his sexual passes were rejected.

 

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<P class=inside-head>9th ciruit court at it again
<P class=inside-copy>California (AP) ? This week the 9th circuit court has handed down another convtroversial judgement ruling that the shape of the Pentegon was unconstitutional due to its obvious similarities to the Star of David a religious symbol of Judism. Shape to be changed to rhombus
 

austin316

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9th ciruit court at it again: California (AP) ? This week the 9th circuit court has handed down another convtroversial judgement ruling that the shape of the Pentegon was unconstitutional due to its obvious similarities to the Star of David a religious symbol of Judism. Shape to be changed to rhombus.
Real funny. Good find.
 

TJN23

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i see PsychoAndyhas got the smurf rendition down in his signature...

don't forget to give em credit where credit is due
 

FoBoT

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jeez! how long are they going to leave it up?
this is a good one ;)

*edit*
maybe they have it, can't seem to reload
rolleye.gif


anybody cache it? hehe

yup, its gone, any bets on how many hours/days before they come back?
 

AnthraX101

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I've got the front page, PC is Dead story, ground zero story, and Pentagon story. I also have all the associated images saved :) If anyone has the pope, rumsfeild, and cabnet story, I would appreciate it if you could PM me.

Armani
 

Evadman

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I saved pentigon, april fools ( pope ) and the PC one.
 

Jhill

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I saved most of the pages and made them availiable offline. When I go to my favorites it still tried to go to the page on the internet. How can I pull them up?
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: Jhill
Donald Rumsfeld, American Beauty

Washington D.C. (AP) ? After years of speculation, that the homophobe nextdoor neighbor from the movie American Beauty, was modeled after current secratary of defense Donald Rumsfeld, the truth comes out. Rumsfeld is gay, and did kill his neighbor after his sexual passes were rejected.

LOL
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: Jhill
How can I pull them up?

if you are using IE, just go to File - Work Offline , that forces it to use the cached pages, i think

i saved pope, rumsfield, groundzero and PC

now i just gotta figure out if i am smart enough to put them onto my server :eek: