US May Use 'Stealth Sharks' to Patrol Seas

[mjh]

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1067

 

[Heisenberg]

It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

😀:thumbsup:

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

lol

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

If not they need it. We need to close the sharks-with-frickin'-laser-beams-on-their-heads gap.

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

:laugh:

 

[uhohs]

time to start training bears that shoot missiles out of their mouths to fight wars for us. 🙂

 

[GasX]

Of course the real question (barring anything headmount-laser related), is when DARPA plans to deploy to Norfolk, VA.

:laugh:

 

[mrchan]

I bet PETA will be pleased.

 

[mitaiwan82]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

😀

 

[PingSpike]

I assume this is the cost effective alternative to those expensive stealth bombers we just retired.

 

[Sunbird]

Well, most species of sharks are on the endangered list, just cause they are government they didn't have to mess with the red tape like Dr Evil, couldn't they have used mutated, ill-tempered sea bass instead?

 

[Syrch]

haha that rocks!

 

[mjh]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

:laugh:

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

:laugh:

 

[Toonces]

do they really need to be called "stealth sharks"?

are there non-stealth sharks?

 

[tnitsuj]

That is awesome. If we can even get animals to gather intelligence for us...wow. Cool stuff, but inevitably the sharks will become super smart and turn on us.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
It has to be said...do they have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

:laugh:

*raises pinky to mouth* *looks around excitedly*

 

[God On Alcohol]

What if they go near the a beach? hmmm....

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
That is awesome. If we can even get animals to gather intelligence for us...wow. Cool stuff, but inevitably the sharks will become super smart and turn on us.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?
THEY ATE ME! A MOTHERFVCKING SHARK ATE ME!!!

 

[mjh]

I wonder how many different types of sealife the US government went through before choosing a shark as the test project. I am going to be very curious to hear about DARPA's progress on the project.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I still want to know what happened to the lethal dart shooting dolphins that were lost during Katrina.