Urinal Talkers

[Zysoclaplem]

My God man, I am sure you have alot of interesting things to say, but I am trying to take a piss.
I am just not big on bonding in the bathroom.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

agreed, it's so awkward to talk while you are both holding your weewee

 

[NuclearNed]

Urinal time is meant to be spent just between yourself and your <snicker> little <snicker> buddy.

 

[Mandos]

I agree as well. I don't see a need for it.

 

[Queasy]

Well, at least they are talking to you and not your penis.

 

[Amplifier]

I ask them how long their E-Penis is. Then I show them my E-Thickosaurus. Haha they just cry and run away.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Urinal time is meant to be spent just between yourself and your <snicker> little <snicker> buddy.

Hey now. It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. Ummm....not that I would know..umm. I'm huge. Honestly.

 

[Lonyo]

Watch Scrubs.
It has covered this, and every other issue you can think of.

 

[Atomicus]

Last summer I got flamed for my opinion against urinal talking. Where was your support when I needed it! 🙁

 

[40Hands]

Ignore them and start talking to your buddy down below

 

[Trente]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Urinal time is meant to be spent just between yourself and your <snicker> little <snicker> buddy.

WERD.

 

[Nebben]

How about when there aren't any barriers between the urinals and some guy with a mullet starts checking out the package? That's WONDERFUL.

 

[Nomada]

No big deal. It's merely a show to self of confidence. It's one of those things that people do even though they know you hate it just because. Precisely why I do it.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I wouldn't mind so much if it was a cute guy about my age or less. But these guys around here are 40+. That's just weird.

 

[Kelemvor]

Piss on their shoes because you are distracted.

 

[blazerazor]

Oh, god. I hate peeing in those big horse troff things where everybody pees in the same thing. Usually find them at bars.

 

[nwfsnake]

Which is worse? Urinal-talkers or Urinal-farters?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: blazerazor
Oh, god. I hate peeing in those big horse troff things where everybody pees in the same thing. Usually find them at bars.

What???
You are supposed to pee in those?
That explains the lack of toilet paper to wipe with.
Oh well I guess I gave the other guys something for target practice.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: nwfsnake
Which is worse? Urinal-talkers or Urinal-farters?

Urinal lines. I hate when guys line up behind me and wait for me. I can't take that kind of pressure.

 

[JoeKing]

I just give em a quick squirt to the eye. That usually shuts their mouth.

 

[PottedMeat]

surprise them by pulling down your pants and taking a big dump in the urinal

 

[Nitemare]

1. Pretend to have a seizure and start jumping around
2. Wave it like a snake and start peeing on them...
3.....
4. Profit?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
1. Pretend to have a seizure and start jumping around
2. Wave it like a snake and start peeing on them...
3.....
4. Profit?

your logic is magical

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: Nebben
How about when there aren't any barriers between the urinals and some guy with a mullet starts checking out the package? That's WONDERFUL.

I hate to tell you, but bathhouse <> bathroom.

 

[xospec1alk]

I was at a urinal at grand central terminal once, and some dude was jerking it in the urinal next to me...