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Urgently need $2470 for scientific experiment! Please help!

M

Martin

Lifer
I was intrigued by FallenHero's hypothesis and I feel we must take it one step further and design an experiment to determine the actual number of slaps, as well as some of the constants he proposed.

I say we start a fund where poeple can donate money. Once we have enough money, I will call and escort service and perform the necessary number of slaps. At a rate of 1.5 slaps per second, I will need 2 hours, 10 minutes and 32 seconds to perform the experiment.

Now, we will need the following
- Raytek Infrared Temp Gun - $209.99 +SH(link)
- 5 escort girls (we will need more than 1 to get any sort of meaningful data) x 2:10:32 = 10hours, 52 minutes and 40 seconds ~= 11hrs. 11hrs x $200/hour = $2200.
- 10 volunteers - need poeple to help with the slapping. I don't think finding these wil be a problem.
__________
Total ~= $2470

As soon as someone kindly donates the required sum, we will be able to perform the experiment.

Thank you.
 
I've already done some independant research on this subject. Just send me the money and I'll send you my data.
 
$200/hour escorts? WTF man thats not value for money man! Get some cheaper girls and more results!
 
Originally posted by: Yeeny
you people scare me........
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Originally posted by: RGN
wait, he wants us to pay for girls..... For him?
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I assure both of you that this will be done purely for the sake of science and the progress and betterment of humankind!
 
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Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
I was intrigued by FallenHero's hypothesis and I feel we must take it one step further and design an experiment to determine the actual number of slaps, as well as some of the constants he proposed.

I say we start a fund where poeple can donate money. Once we have enough money, I will call and escort service and perform the necessary number of slaps. At a rate of 1.5 slaps per second, I will need 2 hours, 10 minutes and 32 seconds to perform the experiment.

Now, we will need the following
- Raytek Infrared Temp Gun - $209.99 +SH(link)
- 5 escort girls (we will need more than 1 to get any sort of meaningful data) x 2:10:32 = 10hours, 52 minutes and 40 seconds ~= 11hrs. 11hrs x $200/hour = $2200.
- 10 volunteers - need poeple to help with the slapping. I don't think finding these wil be a problem.
__________
Total ~= $2470

As soon as someone kindly donates the required sum, we will be able to perform the experiment.

Thank you.
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You could ask if any AT females will "escort" you for the "sake of science" for free...i guess that would save a lot of money 😉
 
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