Urgent Business Relationship

[robphelan]

New take on the Nigeria scams..

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A
TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA.

MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF
FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT
WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY
KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE
1990S.

THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS
BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME
THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A
NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT
NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR
THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH
DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE
FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

 

[OrByte]

:laugh:

 

[JS80]

10/10

 

[Robor]

:thumbsup: :laugh:

 

[dphantom]

Originally posted by: robphelan
New take on the Nigeria scams..

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A
TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA.

MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF
FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT
WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY
KNOW HIM AS THE PERSON WHO WORKED WITH BILL CLINTON, CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK TO LEAD THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE
1990S.

THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS
BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME
THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A
NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT
NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR
THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH
DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE
FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

fixed.

 

[tw1164]

It's funny becuase it's true

 

[Juddog]

I laughed.

 

[compuwiz1]

So do any of you guys suspect that the Nigerians might be behind this whole bail out business? :shocked:

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: dphantom

Originally posted by: robphelan
New take on the Nigeria scams..

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A
TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA.

MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF
FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT
WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY
KNOW HIM AS THE PERSON WHO WORKED WITH BILL CLINTON, CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK TO LEAD THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE
1990S.

THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS
BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME
THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A
NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT
NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR
THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH
DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE
FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

fixed.

Really? A 'Clinton did it' in a parody thread? So, let me ask you what the (R)'s did to fix it during those years they had control?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Robor

Originally posted by: dphantom

Originally posted by: robphelan

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY
KNOW HIM AS THE PERSON WHO WORKED WITH BILL CLINTON, CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK TO LEAD THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE
1990S.

Really? A 'Clinton did it' in a parody thread?

So, let me ask you what the (R)'s did to fix it during those years they had control?

Notice how hard the Republicans are drilling the it's all Clinton's fault.

I would not be surprised to see Bush say it's all Clinton's fault when he addresses the nation tonight.

 

[dphantom]

Originally posted by: Robor

Originally posted by: dphantom

Originally posted by: robphelan
New take on the Nigeria scams..

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A
TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA.

MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF
FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT
WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY
KNOW HIM AS THE PERSON WHO WORKED WITH BILL CLINTON, CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK TO LEAD THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE
1990S.

THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS
BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME
THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A
NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT
NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR
THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH
DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE
FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

fixed.

Really? A 'Clinton did it' in a parody thread? So, let me ask you what the (R)'s did to fix it during those years they had control?

Not a thing unfortunately. Another reason why conservative Republicans are so disgustedd with many in our party including McCain/Gramm and the rest of that group.

But of course, our dems today, when faced with the crisis, could only wring their hands and say there is nothing we can do, lets go home. Great leadership (/sarcasm) and neither Obama or McCain will change that. And that is what needs changing today.

 

[Harvey]

DON'T FALL FOR IT. It can't can't be a real Nigerian scam. The spelling and grammar are too good. :laugh:

 

[StageLeft]

Very good ;0

 

[ayabe]

Originally posted by: Butterbean
People will fall for it. I mean they let Demcrats give mortgages to illegals thinking they were being "nice".

Only one more racist comment and you'll have fulfilled your quota for the day.

Fact:

the overwhelming majority of bad mortgages were given to poor, stupid white people like you.

Straight from the trailer park to the McMansion, courtesy of the %1 ARM, ahh the white american dream.

 

[Craig234]

This looks like the same type of thing jpeyton posted in another thread.

BTW, funny how they can describe Gramm without mentioning he's McCain's advisor.

 

[Mxylplyx]

Originally posted by: ayabe

Originally posted by: Butterbean
People will fall for it. I mean they let Demcrats give mortgages to illegals thinking they were being "nice".

Only one more racist comment and you'll have fulfilled your quota for the day.

Fact:

the overwhelming majority of bad mortgages were given to poor, stupid white people like you.

Straight from the trailer park to the McMansion, courtesy of the %1 ARM, ahh the white american dream.

racist??

 

[blackangst1]

I'll have to look for this one. I have an email dedicated to nigerian scams, and run them on the scammers myself. Check out www.419eater.com for more details. Been doing this for about 4 years