Urbandictionary has generalized your name

[gaidensensei]

Steps:
1. go to www.urbandictionary.com
2. Hope you have an americanized name.
3. enter in your first name in the search field
4. ???
5. Profit from information

Mine made me laugh.

 

[schneiderguy]

Michael:
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

:awe:

 

[zanejohnson]

1. zane 305 up, 146 down love it hate it

buy zane mugs, tshirts and magnets
Highly intellectual male with enormous hair and little or no social skills. Has relationships bordering on homo erotic with his red headed friends. Admired by the ladies due to his rugged and hairy good looks supposedly enormous genitalia. All round nice guy.
(Friend) Hey is Zane coming to the pub tonight? He is so cool.
(Girl): Oh my God you mean THE Zane. He is such a stud.

 

[RedArmy]

Craig:
SEXY AS HELL
wow, look at Craig! he's a fox!

 

[Kanalua]

Scott

 

[Cheeseplug]

Ha ha!

MATT
Masturbating After Touching Titties.

 

[irishScott]

Scott

Here's to that. We officially win.

See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Surprisingly accurate

A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

 

[TridenT]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trident

 

[Perknose]

Dave

Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

D:

D:

 

[Bl0cks]

Clayton

The most wonderful man ever in existance. He has amazing taste in music, food, and movies.clayton's are amazing kissers and one of a kind lovers. if you ever find one hold on tights, they're very rare.
wow, he's a total Clayton!

 

[Synomenon]

Michael:
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

:awe:

I used "Mike" instead of "Michael" since everyone calls me Mike:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mike

Some funny ones:

the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

... and those are just from the first page.

 

[dwell]

chris is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

I'd say it's accurate.

 

[Locut0s]

WOW

Thomas

1
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8

2
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

 

[Crono]

Both real name and username are awesome (and 100% accurate ):

steve

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty

Crono

A no talk, badass swordsman who cut up a giant porcupine named Lavos with his ninja steel. Afterwards, he got a huge hard-on and boned Marle, Lucca, and Ayla while Magus watched.
Crono scores with his ninja steel yet again!

 

[destrekor]

Michael:
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

:awe:

aw yeah that's me :biggrin:

I used "Mike" instead of "Michael" since everyone calls me Mike:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mike

Some funny ones:

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

that's me too

 

[amdhunter]

I'd say it's accurate.

You have a Chris in you?

 

[bignateyk]

Wow, uh. Apparently "Nate" means another word for "N*gger".

 

[Anubis]

i win

adam 5063 up, 757 down

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

 

[spaceman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaceman

:-(

:awe:

 

[Anubis]

lol

anubis 82 up, 31 down

Egyptian God of the dead. Be afraid, be very fucking afraid. He's got a dog head.

 

[nageov3t]

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[FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]a really super fantastic guy.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]My Alan is amazing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Look there's my boyfriend![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Omg he's THE Alan?[/FONT]
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100% accurate.
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[Evadman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dave

Dave
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

Sweet.

 

[BabaBooey]

Emil - 227 up, 51 down

A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches)
He is very confident and walks with a limp.

And spot on as well,good job....:awe:

 

[Iron Woode]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaceman

:-(

:awe:

buy spaceman mugs, tshirts and magnets
a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction

spaceman as in fill my 'space' man

lol