Urban legand generator. FUn stuff :)

[Adul]

http://toybox.asap.net/legend/

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a Canadian business executive. It happened while he was at Mardi Gras. Apparently, he flushed a pet alligator down the toilet. Before he even knew what happened, he crashed to the ground after falling 217 feet!

Think about that next time you're at Mardi Gras.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know crashed to the ground after falling 217 feet.

 

[Windogg]

LOL, good find Adul

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a friend of someone I know. It happened while she was in the ball-pit at a theme restaurant. Apparently, she was bitten by an angry hamster. Before she even knew what happened, she received a free pair of jeans from the Gap!

Think about that next time you're in the ball-pit at a theme restaurant.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know received a free pair of jeans from the Gap.

 

[Pretender]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a Canadian business executive. It happened while she was at Mardi Gras. Apparently, she flushed a pet alligator down the toilet. Before she even knew what happened, she had both kidneys stolen!

Think about that next time you're at Mardi Gras.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know had both kidneys stolen.

not bad, but the text is just the same with words substituted depending on what you choose (or the random generator). If they also had random text for the body of the message to make them look more unique, it'd be pretty cool.

 

[markjrubin]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to somebody who works with my sister. It happened while she was driving home alone at night. Apparently, she tried to retrieve change from a pay phone. Before she even knew what happened, she died!

Think about that next time you're driving home alone at night.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know died.

 

[Yeeny]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to Richard Gere. It happened while he was using a public restroom. Apparently, he was bitten by an angry hamster. Before he even knew what happened, he received a free pair of jeans from the Gap!

Think about that next time you're using a public restroom.

Hehe, that's cute.

LOL Windogg, great minds think alike, almost.

 

[Adul]

Can anyone find a better one?

 

[Viper GTS]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a child at the mall. It happened while she was driving home alone at night. Apparently, she forwarded an e-mail chain letter. Before she even knew what happened, she received a free pair of jeans from the Gap!

Think about that next time you're driving home alone at night.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know received a free pair of jeans from the Gap.

Viper GTS

 

[Tauren]

I always liked the one about receiving free beer from Mller.

 

[Pretender]

All I've got is an automiatic complaint-letter generator



My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. I assume you already know that the pressures and stresses that Mr. Adul the Nef, Ph.D.'s adulators undergo lead them to destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study, but I have something more important to tell you. We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about his annoying machinations. For starters, let's say that "snobbism" is "that which makes Mr. Nef yearn to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination." All of these things are related: collectivism, Mr. Nef's long-term goals, and the general breakdown of our society. I'll tell you how they're related. It's really very simple. In essence, if you've read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me.

Those who fight against Mr. Nef's randy ravings are inevitably branded as unsophisticated and militant by Mr. Nef's adherents. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that I must ask that his death squads discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions -- nutty blowhards, flippant slaphappy flimflammers, and the worst sorts of licentious usurers there are. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to gain a respectable foothold for Mr. Nef's ornery psychotic rantings. Sure, even what I call anal-retentive administrators may have some good points, but I have yet to find one. Mr. Nef claims that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. That claim is preposterous and, to use Mr. Nef's own language, overtly feckless. No history can justify it. To end on a more positive note: I hate Mr. Adul the Nef, Ph.D.'s constant misuse of historical analogies.

 

[Adul]

Always catch hell huh?


/me smacks pretender with a rather large trout.

 

[luv2chill]

LOL semicolon parenthesis!!!

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to Richard Gere. It happened while he was at a fraternity party. Apparently, he was bitten by an angry hamster. Before he even knew what happened, he was disgusted beyond belief!

Think about that next time you're at a fraternity party.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know was disgusted beyond belief.

l2c

Edit: Damn GF beat me to the Richard Gear hampster story. But she got it all wrong. It happened at my friend's cousin's fraternity ten years ago.

 

[Vikaden]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to an 8-year-old from Tupelo Mississippi. It happened while she was eating lunch at a fast food joint. Apparently, she brought a lovable stray dog home from Mexico. Before she even knew what happened, she was charged $200,000 for a cookie recipe!

Think about that next time you're eating lunch at a fast food joint.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Cute, Adul.

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a Canadian business executive. It happened while she was eating lunch at a fast food joint. Apparently, she drove home immediately after hearing a radio report about a crazed killer on the loose. Before she even knew what happened, she was charged $200,000 for a cookie recipe!

Think about that next time you're eating lunch at a fast food joint.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know was charged $200,000 for a cookie recipe.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

I know this may be hard to believe, but it's completely true. I know for sure that it happened to a person who went to my college. It happened while he was at a fraternity party. Apparently, he woke up in the morning after accepting drinks from a stranger. Before he even knew what happened, he read an appalling message written in lipstick on a mirror!

Think about that next time you're at a fraternity party.

As with any other information that you receive from questionable sources such as this, it is wise to believe everything that you have read here without questioning it or attempting to verify it in any way. Make sure to pass the story along to everyone you know, too. Imagine how you'd feel if you opened up tomorrow's newspaper and found out that someone you know read an appalling message written in lipstick on a mirror.



i like frat parties.