Okay. Imagine this scenario. A busy building on a college campus with a freight dock at the back, and 4 major tenants - the IT department, the maintainence department, a computer recycler, and the bookstore.
A semi is backed up to dock point 1 for the IT folks - a ton of Dell stuff. A box truck is backed up to dock point 2 for the recyclers. Nevermind that having 2 different trucks with 2 very different cargos for 2 very different groups and only one pallet jack and dock plate is an absolute clusterfvck all by itself, but add to this the couriers. Every day, around noon, UPS, FedEx, and DHL all show up. Their primary patron is the bookstore - and the bookstore has a direct access from the dock - so they tend to pull around to the back , back up, and throw the stuff out the back onto the dock.
FedEx shows up first - drives around to the dock, sees the two trucks, and then pulls up in front of the building and enters through the front.
DHL shows up second. The guy actually parks in front of the semi, gets his stuff, and walks up to the back door.
UPS shows up third. Pulls around back, looks around, says a very audible and loud "Fvck this!" (his door was open) and leaves.
btw, I'm a lifer and a half now!
A semi is backed up to dock point 1 for the IT folks - a ton of Dell stuff. A box truck is backed up to dock point 2 for the recyclers. Nevermind that having 2 different trucks with 2 very different cargos for 2 very different groups and only one pallet jack and dock plate is an absolute clusterfvck all by itself, but add to this the couriers. Every day, around noon, UPS, FedEx, and DHL all show up. Their primary patron is the bookstore - and the bookstore has a direct access from the dock - so they tend to pull around to the back , back up, and throw the stuff out the back onto the dock.
FedEx shows up first - drives around to the dock, sees the two trucks, and then pulls up in front of the building and enters through the front.
DHL shows up second. The guy actually parks in front of the semi, gets his stuff, and walks up to the back door.
UPS shows up third. Pulls around back, looks around, says a very audible and loud "Fvck this!" (his door was open) and leaves.
btw, I'm a lifer and a half now!
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