UPS man peed in my yard...

[SirChadwick]

OP should have come out with a shotgun and said "Get off my lawn!"

/snarl

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: TallBill
That would have been the perfect time to own an airhorn.

This... 10/10

LMAO

 

[bozack]

Originally posted by: TallBill
That would have been the perfect time to own an airhorn.

lol

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
First Name: Chris
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The OP is still around and posting.

Posting from jail FTW!

 

[ebaycj]

If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.

You are aware of the fact that urine is sterile under normal circumstances, correct?

 

[LikeLinus]

You are aware of the fact that urine is sterile under normal circumstances, correct?

You are aware that this thread is over a year old, correct?

 

[rudeguy]

You are aware of the fact that urine is sterile under normal circumstances, correct?

so if we were in adjoining urinals, you wouldn't be mad if I missed the mark and hit your pant leg?

 

[SunSamurai]

Old thread, but it makes me laugh all the pussies saying its no big deal. Fuck that. Every one of you if you had the choice would of tossed a water baloon at the dude, or that airhorn idea was class.

"Naw s'cool guyz piss in my yard!" LOL holy shit.

He could of at least asked to use the restroom. Who does that!

 

[Zargon]

Old thread, but it makes me laugh all the pussies saying its no big deal. Fuck that. Every one of you if you had the choice would of tossed a water baloon at the dude, or that airhorn idea was class.

"Naw s'cool guyz piss in my yard!" LOL holy shit.

He could of at least asked to use the restroom. Who does that!

sure I would fuck with him

but I wouldnt get him fired to call the cops

I pee in my yard all the damn time

 

[zCypher]

Damn, this thread is still going?

All this over someone pissing on a ($15k, lollll) lawn! Made me laugh several times though, so thank you!

 

[SunSamurai]

I dont think the OP wanted that either. Just wanted to fuck with him, and people are telling him its cool no big deal brah!

Really now. I'd turn the hose on the fucker.

 

[TheShiz]

this is an interesting topic because people have so many opinions. I'm in the who cares camp. animals pee and crap in your yard all the time. millions of years have passed where every sort of species has done who knows what in your yard and it didn't matter then. it does not matter now. have a shred of compassion and forget it. if he peed on your house then you would have a case. but a tree, big deal.

 

[Zargon]

I dont think the OP wanted that either. Just wanted to fuck with him, and people are telling him its cool no big deal brah!

Really now. I'd turn the hose on the fucker.

hard to tell what he wanted

or if he just wanted to brag he blew 15k on sod to keep up with the jones's or whatever

grass just means you have to mow it