UPS man peed in my yard...

[biggestmuff]

OMG. I read the parody thread before I read the real update. This is great, but think it's shens. I just don't think someone would talk that much shit about something so insignificant and silly, then get owned and post about his self ownage.

 

[rise]

video ASAP!

 

[JD50]

I definitely think that we're gonna get Goosed on this one, there is no way the OP is gonna post a video of him and his dumbass friends getting pwnd by the UPS guy.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: mxrider

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
If it is true, I hope a cop comes to your house, kicks you in the nads and then tickles on you.

Why do you want the cops to tickle him?

Is the OP super ticklish, and it leads to an asthma attack or a seizure or something?

I think he meant to say "tinkle."

 

[Vonkhan]

need update stat!!!

 

[Krazy4Real]

UPDATE!!!

 

[So]

Anyone willing to call the Ellijay Georgia PD (as a reporter) and ask if this story is legitimate or not?

 

[VChuck]

Originally posted by: b2386
Update: Well, as my last post stated, today was the day I was going to get back at the UPS man. However, things did not not go exactly as I had hoped. My friend got everything on tape (which is pretty amusing, I suppose) so I'll upload that later, but all I will say for now is that my friend has a black eye and I am currently at a friend's house because I am actually afraid of the cops showing up at mine. I completely regret doing what I did and its not worth the sick at my stomach feeling I have all over me right now. I am actually shaking as I type this since I have no idea what is going to come of this. I do not have any police record of any kind (not even a speeding ticket) so I guess what I did was totally out of character for me. In retrospect, this was a very stupid idea and I am quite scared right now. I'll post back later...

OMG just seen this Thanks OP I needed a good laugh! FED /EX from now on huh?bet you did'nt think about that one.Stupid,trouble making punks like you need to go to jail!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: b2386
Update: Well, as my last post stated, today was the day I was going to get back at the UPS man. However, things did not not go exactly as I had hoped. My friend got everything on tape (which is pretty amusing, I suppose) so I'll upload that later, but all I will say for now is that my friend has a black eye and I am currently at a friend's house because I am actually afraid of the cops showing up at mine. I completely regret doing what I did and its not worth the sick at my stomach feeling I have all over me right now. I am actually shaking as I type this since I have no idea what is going to come of this. I do not have any police record of any kind (not even a speeding ticket) so I guess what I did was totally out of character for me. In retrospect, this was a very stupid idea and I am quite scared right now. I'll post back later...

I call shens on this whole thread. And hey, I got pulled in too. :brokenheart:

x2 :thumbsup:

Shens all around...there is no way this is true.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: loup garou

lol, that's just a ridiculous what if. Why not just ask how someone would feel if someone pissed on your lawn?

WHAT IF he peed in a bucket and put the bucket near your lawn and then shot a Nerf gun at it and the bucket tipped over and his pee went on your lawn!!?

:laugh: :beer:

edit: LOL @ thread!!!!!

 

[rpanic]

Hope UPS guy chops your body up and ships you to hell for not updating with video.

 

[SneakyStuff]

Originally posted by: So
Anyone willing to call the Ellijay Georgia PD (as a reporter) and ask if this story is legitimate or not?

People skills +5

 

[meltdown75]

in for vid

 

[MedicBob]

No vid yet = Shens?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: MedicBob
No vid yet = Shens?

We got U-peed-S'd

 

[ObiDon]

since we're never going to see an update, i only have one thing to say to the OP...

UPS yours!!!

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: So
Anyone willing to call the Ellijay Georgia PD (as a reporter) and ask if this story is legitimate or not?

Text

That's the town's website and the 'news' page. The news feeds are from WSBTV.com out of Atlanta which isn't too far from Ellijay.

I wonder. A legit reporter from that area may be able to track down info a bit quicker.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
UPDATE!!!

 

[rpanic]

I think we have been goosed

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: rpanic
I think we have been goosed

Nah, being Goosed is posting something with no updates, yet still participating in the forums while refusing to upate your thread.

 

[NL5]

Maybe he's in jail???!?!?!?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

Originally posted by: rpanic
I think we have been goosed

Nah, being Goosed is posting something with no updates, yet still participating in the forums while refusing to upate your thread.

The english term for this is "fucking douchebag".

 

[sonoma1993]

come on OP, post an update...

 

[JakwoW]

Heh. 7/7 was OP's last login. Maybe he IS in jail.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JakwoW
Heh. 7/7 was OP's last login. Maybe he IS in jail.

i don't think so. google searching his unique username finds he's posted on other boards even today.