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KK

Lifer
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no big deal, it won't harm your grass if it was a one time deal. the nitrogen level will not be enough to burn your sod.
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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1. Piss him off by reporting him so he breaks everything you receive...

or

2. Who cares?
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Pfff, it ain't that big of deal. Better him pissing in your yard than on your packages...
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
As funny as this thread is, I think it's equally hilarious that people are accusing the OP at overreacting to someone publicly urinating on his property. I mean, I wouldn't honestly care, but I don't care about my grass. I don't think it's unreasonable to get pissed off if your property gets pissed on.

You can pee in the same spot for quite a number of times before it will ever turn brown. I should know!

 

GagHalfrunt

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Perhaps he was an alien marking your house as an invasion site. You should get out there with a hose and a scrub brush before something awful happens.
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?

If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
Having to go really bad is an excuse. You may not like it, or accept it, but it is still the best excuse in this sort of situation.


 

b2386

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?

If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
Having to go really bad is an excuse. You may not like it, or accept it, but it is still the best excuse in this sort of situation.

You mean he has a good excuse for not walking the extra 20-30 feet to go in the woods?
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?

If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
Having to go really bad is an excuse. You may not like it, or accept it, but it is still the best excuse in this sort of situation.

You mean he has a good excuse for not walking the extra 20-30 feet to go in the woods?

He could probably tell you wouldn't do shit about it except post on ATOT, so he just whipped it out and drained.
 

b2386

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?

If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
Having to go really bad is an excuse. You may not like it, or accept it, but it is still the best excuse in this sort of situation.

You mean he has a good excuse for not walking the extra 20-30 feet to go in the woods?

He could probably tell you wouldn't do shit about it except post on ATOT, so he just whipped it out and drained.

Like I said, if anyone has any revenge suggestions, please feel free to post them. I serious want to get this guy back.
 

BlackTigers

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Jan 15, 2006
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Originally posted by: Nuwave
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Oh noes he pissed on grass. It's evaporated by now and is no different than any animal pissing in the yard. Do you soap up every spot in the grass that you let your dogs piss on?


Urine KILLS grass. Ask dog owners, and landlords who allow pets.

But not a single piss.

Unless the UPS dude keeps coming over and pissing on that spot. But I'd think you have bigger issues than grass spots if that were to happen.

 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: loup garou

lol, that's just a ridiculous what if. Why not just ask how someone would feel if someone pissed on your lawn?

WHAT IF he peed in a bucket and put the bucket near your lawn and then shot a Nerf gun at it and the bucket tipped over and his pee went on your lawn!!?

LMAO!!! laughing so hard i'm crying...lol

I can just imagine something from the Crazy machines 2 or incredible machines games with some elaborate string of devices to make a photoshopped bucket labeled "piss" fall onto a picture of a yard.
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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He has marked his territory. In a short while he will own both your house and your woman.