UPS just ninjaed my place

[Pray To Jesus]

Knock --> I answer door 3 sec later --> already disappeared --> UPS note on door falling down

 

[surfsatwerk]

Hail Satan!

 

[highland145]

Hail Satan!

 

[Krazy4Real]

I bet you didn't pray to jesus after spilling hot soup on your hand.

 

[Anubis]

yeh im pretty sure they sprint away from the door

 

[Ashenor]

My UPS is great and always leaves my stuff, fedex normally does not. Waiting for a package today, left a note for them to leave it so hopefully its at home when i get there.

 

[Crono]

Lazy ninja!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lazy%20ninja

 

[techs]

Lazy ninja!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lazy%20ninja

lazy ninja

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

 

[wirednuts]

only ups does this. fedex or the post office always waits for an answer. they always ring twice too.

i think ups drivers are just pushed so hard they dont have a minute to spare throughout the day.