*UPDATED* WTF!? I just found out i have a hole in my pants

HamSupLo

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Upon getting out of my car this morning, the seat of my pants felt kinda strange. I went into the office, headed straight to the restroom, and there it was, the seam on the back of my pants have split. Now people can see my ass if walk around. I think i'm going to split at noon and head home to change, but it's a 35 min drive back so i'm not sure if i'm gonna stick around. what a way to start a friday....

UPDATE: went home and changed, drove back. Just read the comment about the dry clean...don't know of one around here =(
 

Ogg

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pretend you dont know and let the ladies tell you then blush and ask them out on a date.
But first remove your underwear!!!!
;)
 

PanzerIV

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I had that happen about four years ago. I backed into something sharp at work and ripped them but fortunately didn't get cut. I just untucked my shirt and hid the tear. Of course I was still paranoid about it showing. :p
 

awal

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Originally posted by: Ogg
pretend you dont know and let the ladies tell you then blush and ask them out on a date.
But first remove your underwear!!!!
;)

:laugh:
 

Epoman

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Originally posted by: HamSupLo
Upon getting out of my car this morning, the seat of my pants felt kinda strange. I went into the office, headed straight to the restroom, and there it was, the seam on the back of my pants have split. Now people can see my ass if walk around. I think i'm going to split at noon and head home to change, but it's a 35 min drive back so i'm not sure if i'm gonna stick around. what a way to start a friday....

Damn how fat are you?
 

HamSupLo

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i'm not fat. I dunno what happened. I do have a big ass though. Damn those squats.
 

Hankerton

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hahah, thats really funny cause theres this guy that sits not 20 feet from me who's literally 500 and some pounds. And since we're in a Data Center and we're all on the tiled (raised floor), he just wheels around in his chair everywhere he goes.

It's hilarious :)
 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Go into the bathroom and turn your pants around so the hole is in the front.

:Q



I like the way you think
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;)
 

PTCvette

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Hope you're not going commando today :eek:

I used to work at the airport and that happened to me once when I was getting out of a cargo bin... Luckily we had lockers with uniforms in them so when I got a chance I just went and got another pair... Lucky me :)

Jeff
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: HamSupLo
of course i'm wearing underwear. half a hour more than i'm going home.

Just staple them together and finish out your day, ya wuss :p

Anyone commented yet?
 

SP33Demon

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Pop quiz hotshot, you have a dry cleaners and a JC Penny right around the corner, what do you do?
 

CVSiN

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Bah I take that as a sign to start my weekend...
I'd be sorry gotta go see ya monday =P
 

PanzerIV

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[Spongebob Squarepants] Oops! I ripped my pants!! [/Spongebob Squarepants]

Truly a classic moment in cartoon history. :D