*UPDATED* The story of my Sim so far....

warcrow

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My sim, Charles, grew up with the ambiton of Astronomy and has always wanted a teletscope to stargaze. When I initially moved him into his first house, there was little space for a telescope to sit so I never purchased one. But, frankly because of the confusion and fast-paceness of life (sounds familiar, eh?) -I just kind of forgot about it anyways.

Well, yesterday was the big day for us and I went out and bought him a new house, complete with a deck in the backyard perfect for a band-spank'n-new Telescope to sit. The second I bought it for him, I couldnt get him away from it. Studing time for cooking and mechanics went down, speech practice dropped significantly, but alas, he was very very happy with his new toy.


One night while stargazing Charles thought he saw something through the telescope that seemed to resemble a UFO. Not beleiving his eyes he checked again and found nothing. Slightly disappointed (I imagine) he went to bed that night and fell asleep dreaming if Aliens and UFOs and I went into the kitchen to get another screwdriver. When I came back, as routine would have it, it was the next morning and Charles was already awake eating some pancakes for breakfast. As he headed off to work I prepared to sit back for a few mins and let time laps quickly until he came home. Well, to my surprise work sent him home early on maternity leave.

Turns out my Sim was abducted and impregnated by aliens.

What. The. Fvck.


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*UPDATE*

Charles son is having an "offpsring"!! Check it out

here and [L=here!]
 

Bateluer

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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Thats some funny stuff. :p

I had a burgler break in and steal around $2500 worth of stuff. Cops show up as the burgler is running down the street. The cop enter my house, search it, then tell me 'Sorry, looks like the burgler got away. Yeah, he was running past your car when you pulled up.
 

warcrow

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Originally posted by: thecrecarc
GO ON WHAT HAPPEND?? DID U GET A GOOY GREEN BABY?

I have a baby, but I'll have to post pics later (I'm at work right now). He has a very cite, faint green-ish looking complexion about him. No name as of yet.
 

thecrecarc

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call him king bob joe of the king of ireland that conquer brtain an dhad 1000$ under him name bob grecarf disd fnfuei dkjfj bratian king
 

BlueWeasel

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Originally posted by: thecrecarc
call him king bob joe of the king of ireland that conquer brtain an dhad 1000$ under him name bob grecarf disd fnfuei dkjfj bratian king

W....T....F? Hoodrich?
 

thecrecarc

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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Originally posted by: thecrecarc
call him king bob joe of the king of ireland that conquer brtain an dhad 1000$ under him name bob grecarf disd fnfuei dkjfj bratian king

W....T....F? Hoodrich?


have no idea what i said i mean typed eathier
 

warcrow

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Originally posted by: thecrecarc
call him king bob joe of the king of ireland that conquer brtain an dhad 1000$ under him name bob grecarf disd fnfuei dkjfj bratian king

W....T....F? Hoodrich?

lol
 

n7

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Jan 4, 2004
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Oh man! I think i may have to get this game :D

Too funny....too effing funny :D
 

JBT

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Nov 28, 2001
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ROLF I need to get this game it looks fun. oh yeah btw who's the chick in that pic???!?!?!
 

Falloutboy

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man and I thought my chick sim who had a thing full mutli woohoo's was a freak :D

this game is so wrong on so many levels....but its a blast