rocadelpunk
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Ha!So the Jenny Jones show has finally been canceled after 12 long seasons. I say: it's about damn time. I hesitate to use the word "trashy" to describe her show, because to call her show trashy would be an insult to truly trashy television. The Jenny Jones show is to television what Cheez Whiz is to food. I can't stress enough how sh*tty this show is. If trashy television was a video game, The Jenny Jones show would be the final boss.
Originally posted by: Wingznut
Ha!So the Jenny Jones show has finally been canceled after 12 long seasons. I say: it's about damn time. I hesitate to use the word "trashy" to describe her show, because to call her show trashy would be an insult to truly trashy television. The Jenny Jones show is to television what Cheez Whiz is to food. I can't stress enough how sh*tty this show is. If trashy television was a video game, The Jenny Jones show would be the final boss.
Never heard of this guy, but I'm already a big fan! 😀
Even if you disagree with everything bad I've said about this movie, there's one point I think everyone can agree on: Keanu Reeves' ass does not need to be seen, ever. Not only do they show you his pasty white ass, they do it in the most contemptible way possible: right after a titty scene. They try to trick you into popping a boner, then WHAM. Keanu's corn hole. There's an acceptable degree to how many times his ass can be shown in a movie, and that degree is either 0, or negative (negative means that Keanu Reeves' ass gets cut off, which would rule). On a side note, in case you get in an argument with a Matrix nerd cult member, the "Keanu's ass" argument always wins. It's like playing rock, paper, scissors and sucker punch to the throat. The sucker punch always wins. Don't believe me? Try it: next time a Matrix nerd starts rambling on about "Christological symbolism" and other geeky sh!t that nobody cares about, just say the magic words. I guarantee you'll either win the argument, or give the impression that you're an acute homophobe. Either way you win.. sort of.
Originally posted by: iamme
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Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
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*forgiviness please*