UPDATE:Pennsylvania Teenager Simulates Oral Sex With Jesus Statue

[werepossum]

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

That's the King James Version. I believe the original Hebrew better translates to "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, but iffen thou doest make unto thee a graven image, for My sake don't hump it."

 

[MrPickins]

That's the King James Version. I believe the original Hebrew better translates to "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, but iffen thou doest make unto thee a graven image, for My sake don't hump it."

You sure that isn't the Uncle Cletus Version? :awe:

 

[Orignal Earl]

That's the King James Version. I believe the original Hebrew better translates to "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, but iffen thou doest make unto thee a graven image, for My sake don't hump it."

Oh man...that's a sentence in hell for sure
Unless you convert to Catholicism asap
Then maybe, just maybe...with several Hail Marys n 4 Lord's Prayers n of course your tithe, you might get off

 

[werepossum]

You sure that isn't the Uncle Cletus Version? :awe:

Uncle Cletus, G-d . . . Some authority figure, I'm pretty sure.

Oh man...that's a sentence in hell for sure
Unless you convert to Catholicism asap
Then maybe, just maybe...with several Hail Marys n 4 Lord's Prayers n of course your tithe, you might get off

Okay, I tried a mess of Hail Marys and four Lord's Prayers. I not only didn't get off, I didn't even get a stiffy.

 

[Orignal Earl]

Okay, I tried a mess of Hail Marys and four Lord's Prayers. I not only didn't get off, I didn't even get a stiffy.

Maybe your the type that needs something like the Crucifixion scene in Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ"

 

[werepossum]

Maybe your the type that needs something like the Crucifixion scene in Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ"

Nope. I won't even watch his other movie with the disemboweling and such.

 

[pcgeek11]

I think you need some teaching of respect.

Care to expound on that thought?