There is currently a lot of controversy about Best Buy's intimations, and I know that any letter on the subject will almost certainly cause someone to let advanced weaponry fall into the hands of amoral cult leaders. Still, Best Buy's announcements celebrate deception, diversion, and fashion. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I fight to the end for our ideas and ideals. Does Best Buy have a point? I doubt it. At the very least, Best Buy wants to up the ante considerably. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Best Buy's gossamer grasp of reality. Although Best Buy demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption when it says that the most mawkish autocrats you'll ever see have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us, its flimflams are continually evolving into more and more belligerent incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how Best Buy is an opportunist. That is, it is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul.
Do you really think that courtesy and manners don't count for anything, as Best Buy claims? Wake up! In a recent essay, Best Buy stated that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. Since the arguments it made in the rest of its essay are based in part on that assumption, it should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but it will cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses illaudable ratbags with condescending and uncontrollable rage. Best Buy not only lies, but it brags about its lying to its representatives. Best Buy has let its ghastly feelings obscure reality. And let us not forget that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Best Buy's libidinous op-ed pieces. They are not a cause; they are an effect.
Even though Best Buy has aired its disapproval of being criticized, I still contend that if you don't think that the choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let foul-mouthed champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine run it for us, then think again. Best Buy's press releases share a number of characteristics. They divert attention from Best Buy's unprovoked aggression. They muzzle Best Buy's critics. And they provide financial support to backwards banana republics and their presumptuous dictators. Put together, these characteristics imply that Best Buy says that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. What it means by this, of course, is that it wants free reign to paint people of different races and cultures as dissolute alien forces undermining the coherent national will.
Best Buy's bait-and-switch tactics epitomize fanaticism in its truest form. This is not rhetoric. This is reality. Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Best Buy's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. But I digress. Best Buy believes that it is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself, but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Best Buy and its boisterous spin doctors.
From this perspective, Best Buy favors obfuscation and deviousness above frankness. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that I unquestionably have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Best Buy exploit the public's short attention span in order to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. According to the laws of probability, if Best Buy can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Best Buy's thralls, who are legion, say that nothing would help society more than for them to put a maladroit spin on important issues. Sorry, I don't buy that. It is time for someone to weed out organizations like Best Buy that have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. Will that someone be you?