jay mohr is a BUM!!!! did you see him on leno?? he made a fool of himself !!! telling terrible jokes the whole night! Also, he was on Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy made a crack at him saying "you should start be funny now" JAY MOHR IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!! he is a terrible comedian!!!
Ralphie was quite funny.
And surprisingly, Dat Phan was quite funny also.
He mixed up his usual Mom routine with some other stuff.
I thought he did quite well.
Tess is up now.
And surprisingly, Dat Phan was quite funny also.
He mixed up his usual Mom routine with some other stuff.
I thought he did quite well.
Tess is up now.
I just read an interview of Dat Phan and heres an inside to why he beat Dave that night.
Which comic in the house made you laugh the most ? on or off stage?
Honestly, it was Dave Mordal. He made me laugh a lot. People don?t know this because of the way the show?s edited, but I respect Dave Mordal quite a bit. I like his comedy, I think he?s very funny. I?ll admit it right now ? off stage Dave Mordal is much, much, much more funny than me ? off stage. On stage it?s just what happens, as Ralphie was putting it, Dave?s a much better writer, and I?m a better performer. And I happened to have a better performance that night. Also, I was a bit disappointed in the way the show was edited that night because they only show three minutes of a ten minute set. They showed you guys the worst three minutes of my set. I?m not putting myself on a pedestal at all ? I?m just a regular guy ? but they took out my Brady Bunch bit, they took out my racist stuff, they took out the beauty salon ? my family, my mom, my dad, they took all that stuff out and showed three minutes of like towards the end. If you count the laughs, Dave Mordal got more laughs than me, but that?s because of the way it was edited. Dave had a great set on stage, he?s a very funny guy ? it was an honor for me to work with him. I can?t compete with him off stage. Off stage he?s one of the fastest, wittiest comics I?ve ever worked with. That?s why I picked him so early ? because I had to get to him before America gets to him. They filmed the ending first of both comics winning and then flushed the audience out so they wouldn?t give away who the winner was over the internet. I figured if the audience saw how funny Dave was in the house, I would have had a lesser chance of winning, so I needed to take Dave out early in the game, when people had not noticed the stuff he?d done in the house yet. That was my strategy. And also I wanted to save Rich Vos for later on for America to vote, because it?ll leave me with a bunch of people that might be perceived as evil, and it?ll give me a fighting chance against these veterans.
Which comic in the house made you laugh the most ? on or off stage?
Honestly, it was Dave Mordal. He made me laugh a lot. People don?t know this because of the way the show?s edited, but I respect Dave Mordal quite a bit. I like his comedy, I think he?s very funny. I?ll admit it right now ? off stage Dave Mordal is much, much, much more funny than me ? off stage. On stage it?s just what happens, as Ralphie was putting it, Dave?s a much better writer, and I?m a better performer. And I happened to have a better performance that night. Also, I was a bit disappointed in the way the show was edited that night because they only show three minutes of a ten minute set. They showed you guys the worst three minutes of my set. I?m not putting myself on a pedestal at all ? I?m just a regular guy ? but they took out my Brady Bunch bit, they took out my racist stuff, they took out the beauty salon ? my family, my mom, my dad, they took all that stuff out and showed three minutes of like towards the end. If you count the laughs, Dave Mordal got more laughs than me, but that?s because of the way it was edited. Dave had a great set on stage, he?s a very funny guy ? it was an honor for me to work with him. I can?t compete with him off stage. Off stage he?s one of the fastest, wittiest comics I?ve ever worked with. That?s why I picked him so early ? because I had to get to him before America gets to him. They filmed the ending first of both comics winning and then flushed the audience out so they wouldn?t give away who the winner was over the internet. I figured if the audience saw how funny Dave was in the house, I would have had a lesser chance of winning, so I needed to take Dave out early in the game, when people had not noticed the stuff he?d done in the house yet. That was my strategy. And also I wanted to save Rich Vos for later on for America to vote, because it?ll leave me with a bunch of people that might be perceived as evil, and it?ll give me a fighting chance against these veterans.
Here's how I'd rank them:
1. Ralphie/Cory (tie)
2. Tess
3. Rich
4. Dat Phan's Mom
5. Dat Phan
I'd watch a full hour of Ralphie or Cory. The rest would get old. I would be bleeding from the ears after 10 minutes of listening to Dat Phan's impersonation of his mom.
1. Ralphie/Cory (tie)
2. Tess
3. Rich
4. Dat Phan's Mom
5. Dat Phan
I'd watch a full hour of Ralphie or Cory. The rest would get old. I would be bleeding from the ears after 10 minutes of listening to Dat Phan's impersonation of his mom.
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I'd rank them:
1. Rich (original and fresh every time like Dave was)
2. Ralph (Ralphi in the hood and cheap audience maipulation)
3. Cory
4. Tess (3 & 4 very easily interchangable.
5. Dat Phan (Poor and Repetative)
1. Rich (original and fresh every time like Dave was)
2. Ralph (Ralphi in the hood and cheap audience maipulation)
3. Cory
4. Tess (3 & 4 very easily interchangable.
5. Dat Phan (Poor and Repetative)
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My take on the comics last night:
Ralphie: most of his material is below average but his delivery really gets the crowd into it. I didn't like the "whiny voice" he did for way too long but once he started pandering to the audience ("hey, who here doesn't like Iraq?") they ate it up. He is definitely charismatic.
Dat: He was actually better last week, but he did OK. I really hate the repetitive mom jokes, but at least he mixed it up a bit. He reused a joke we'd already seen to close the set, which I thought was a bad idea.
Tess: She had a few funny bits, but overall she seemed nervous and a little shellshocked. She was also laughing at herself way too much. I hadn't seen her perform before and I was disappointed.
Vos: I thought he had the best material, but his delivery onstage is a little weird. He speaks very deliberately, almost robotically. Maybe he over-rehearsed. He actually seemed very nervous, which is surprising.
Cory: She was pretty good, very natural delivery and comfortable onstage. Her material was so-so, but she seemed the most professional to me.
Ralphie: most of his material is below average but his delivery really gets the crowd into it. I didn't like the "whiny voice" he did for way too long but once he started pandering to the audience ("hey, who here doesn't like Iraq?") they ate it up. He is definitely charismatic.
Dat: He was actually better last week, but he did OK. I really hate the repetitive mom jokes, but at least he mixed it up a bit. He reused a joke we'd already seen to close the set, which I thought was a bad idea.
Tess: She had a few funny bits, but overall she seemed nervous and a little shellshocked. She was also laughing at herself way too much. I hadn't seen her perform before and I was disappointed.
Vos: I thought he had the best material, but his delivery onstage is a little weird. He speaks very deliberately, almost robotically. Maybe he over-rehearsed. He actually seemed very nervous, which is surprising.
Cory: She was pretty good, very natural delivery and comfortable onstage. Her material was so-so, but she seemed the most professional to me.
Honestly, I thought all the performances were poor.
Ralphie didn't make that many jokes, he just yelled and screamed a lot.
Rich was highly disappointing after making fun of how much he "sucked" so much
Tess as a stripper? Enough of that thank you
Cory's set okay, but I'm still convinced she's a lesbian.
Dat Phan needs to stop talking like his mom. We get it. She has an Asian accent. Just becuase you say it in an accent doesn't make it funny.
Overall, I think Cory had the best set, followed by Ralphie. The rest were just poor.
Ralphie didn't make that many jokes, he just yelled and screamed a lot.
Rich was highly disappointing after making fun of how much he "sucked" so much
Tess as a stripper? Enough of that thank you
Cory's set okay, but I'm still convinced she's a lesbian.
Dat Phan needs to stop talking like his mom. We get it. She has an Asian accent. Just becuase you say it in an accent doesn't make it funny.
Overall, I think Cory had the best set, followed by Ralphie. The rest were just poor.
Ralphie should win,
dat phan sucked, the mom jokes got old afer the first one, and thats all he did!
dat phan sucked, the mom jokes got old afer the first one, and thats all he did!
i was disappointed becausethey weren't taht funny. 
but tess sucked...she thinks she's a comedian? PLEEEEASE!!!
but tess sucked...she thinks she's a comedian? PLEEEEASE!!!
Originally posted by: Rufio
i was disappointed becausethey weren't taht funny.
but tess sucked...she thinks she's a comedian? PLEEEEASE!!!
i think that the best show's were the first ones. from there its kinda gone down hill and not been as funny
i agree, except i think ralphie was better then cory
tess her entire thing was picturing her naked or in a thong...that didnt make me laugh
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