Originally posted by: MichaelD
Ah yes, the classic drunken booty girl from the alcoholic GF at 0300. Believe it or not, I wrote the book on this one.
I too broke up with my fiancee/cohabitor b/c she was a functional alcoholic and when she drank she had two moods: really horny or really angry. If she wasn't naked, she was throwing things. Very dangerous.
While the naked thing sure sounds like fun, fact of the matter is she'd come over ranting and raving about this or that and if you tried to "shush" her, she'd get really pissed, scream at you and then not want to leave OR give you booty...she'd sit on the couch looking like she was about to puke.
Not fun at all.
The older I get,the more paranoid I get. Too easy for a woman to cry rape these days. It would be typcial of todays society for her to:
1. Drive to you house in her own car, or her own free will after calling you of her own free will
2. Basically rape you (and that would be a great thing at the time)
3. Get pissed at you b/c of some drunk irrational thought
4. Call the police the next day saying you took advantage and raped her when she was defenselessly drunk
5. You get hung out to dry and become Bubbas Bitch in jail
Drunken bootycalls=nothing but trouble down the line.