Well yeah I hope the thing was defective. But as far as I can tell it's not something abused by onlookers. The thing was almost "virgin." Except for the local account, no apps were activated and the hardware had barely any finger prints.
But the glitches aside (though they could be related), the desktop performance was horrid. In my totally subjective feel, it didn't feel any faster than yester-years' Atoms. Only place it felt smooth was at the Metro Start screen. As soon as you go to Desktop, it's slowwwww. That's even with an SSD, I think?
Another issue I noticed was that the on-screen keyboard did not pop out automatically in Desktop mode, when text field is selected. Notepad, search, or IE, everything. If you look at the 2nd picture I posted, you can see the keyboard icon to the right end of Taskbar. Say, if you open a browser and select URL field, the keyboard doesn't show by itself. Every time the keyboard had to be manually opened from that freaking icon. Not sure whether this is a Samsung's problem or Microsoft's, but if that doesn't get fixed no one will use this thing.