My commentary is in ()'s.
Dude: Babalonia in Ft Worth TONIGHT! LADIES FREE ALL NIGHT
Me: HAHA
Me: you're funny. (Going to a club is pointless...the only reason why I'd go is to drink, and I can't even do that)
Me: anywho...how've you been? (Changing the subject)
Dude: sexy
Dude: and yourself?
Me: tired and slightly sick
Dude: aww
Dude: want some timmy to make you better
Dude: 🙂
Me: heh (How do you respond to that? 'Timmaaay!')
Dude: 2 spoons of timmy
Dude: makes everything all better
Me: that sounds wrong...lol...my mind's been corrupted... (how could that sound right?)
Dude: by me? (You wish...)
Dude: i'll corrupt more then your mind
Dude: 😉
Me: not by you.. (uhh...)
Me: just my guy friends (Giving credit where credit is due)
Dude: well let them corrupt your mind
Dude: and leave it up to me to corrupt your body
Dude: 😉
And that's the end. I really had no response to that so I went with the "Silence is sometimes an answer" approach.
btw, WHO SAYS THAT?! And if you do say it, do you seriously think that's smooth?