Unofficial Trump joint session speech thread

[MongGrel]

I thought he had a secret plan to knock Daesh to begin with of course, he doubles down on he has directed someone to come up with one.

 

[MongGrel]

I'm just calling them as they happen.

 

[FIVR]

He's holding up better than most speeches. As long as he stays under 15 min I think he might make it without veering back to campaign-style jackassery

 

[HomerJS]

Work past differences of party and points to the Dems. He won't take any responsibility for anything.


Again predicted this

 

[HomerJS]

He's holding up better than most speeches. As long as he stays under 15 min I think he might make it without veering back to campaign-style jackassery

You must have missed the earth shifting part of the speech

 

[K1052]

It's basically a stump speech with some Paul Ryan approved talking points on healthcare.

 

[FIVR]

I just mean he's still not randomly riffing and listing grievances... yet.

 

[HomerJS]

GOP stood for spending 1T for infrastructure? Wanna make bets that will ever happen?

 

[cKGunslinger]

F*ckface McGee is mostly holding it together so far, even with the smugness.

I missed whatever little joke he just made that obviously pleased him.

 

[K1052]

Medicaid block grants made the list. Ryan must be wet.

 

[HomerJS]

Wait a second. Republicans have NEVER been in favor of paid family leave. Why were they applauding??

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

rough day at work,, severe weather kept me at work an hour longer than expected, not going to deal with fuckface vonclownstick tonight. I'll catch up on the stupid, but post speech.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

rough day at work,, severe weather kept me at work an hour longer than expected, not going to deal with fuckface vonclownstick tonight. I'll catch up on the stupid, but post speech.

I have to admit he is doing far better than I expected

I'm not kidding either







Bigly!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Less regulations and slashing the EPA budget will give us cleaner water and air?

 

[Zorba]

Less regulations and slashing the EPA budget will give us cleaner water and air?

And slashing the FDA regulations will save people.

 

[IronWing]

Holy fuck, he's nailing it tonight. Pure emotional manipulation. If you read the transcript, it would make no sense but he is absolutely killing it.

 

[HomerJS]

That's low. Using the widow to counter the story no intel was obtained from the raid. They should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Paratus]

Wow that's some applause.

Still
Going

 

[MongGrel]

Holy fuck, he's nailing it tonight. Pure emotional manipulation. If you read the transcript, it would make no sense but he is absolutely killing it.

He's doing well I'll admit on the speech, but still doesn't negate a lot of BS.

He's got the emotion Dubya thing down lately, look how that turned out.

Flip flop on the Nato right there, go Putin. Heh, the money is pouring in 🙄

 

[IronWing]

That's low. Using the widow to counter the story no intel was obtained from the raid. They should be ashamed of themselves.

Yep, but it ain't going to play that way.

 

[IronWing]

When did Mr. Roper get into Congress?

 

[emperus]

Holy fuck, he's nailing it tonight. Pure emotional manipulation. If you read the transcript, it would make no sense but he is absolutely killing it.

It's what Republicans do best. Emotional Manipulation. No real plans, just slogans. i.e Repeal and Replace Obamacare. Pure propaganda all the time.

 

[HomerJS]

Yep, but it ain't going to play that way.

Up to the press to stay on the story

 

[HomerJS]

My job is not to represent the world, my job is to represent the USA

Let me FTFH

My job is not to represent the world, my job is to represent the USA and Russia

 

[IronWing]

Wat! World peace ain't our problem. Wait, it is.