Unofficial Nigerian Scammer Thread

[timswim78]

This is the worst one that I have received (in terms of grammar and punctuation) thus far. I received it for something that I advertised on craigslist. I like the "dude" that he throws into the p.s. statement.

"Hello
i will really love to make an immediet payment for your item and am ready to let u have the price which u are really willing to let go of it also to let u know my mode of payment will be through moneygram international i hope u know how it really works if not i will put u through when u contact me back just to add the mode of payment one will be able to track and see if trully there is a money come his or her way also i wil llie u to know that i will be handling the pick up myself for safty of the item through my fedex account which u will not be paying any dime if u are okay with this let me have ur contact address and ur name in full so as for me to be able to make the payment also if u have one ur phone number so as for moneygram to be able to contact u when the money will be deliverd to u at ur doorstep.
Thanks cole
NBude i will like to arrange for the pick up immedialty my paymet is
approved and u also have tracked ur money "

 

[gar3555]

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I posted my scam of the week already

 

[HappyPuppy]

I would rather watch you swim in an alligator infested pond, Tim.