Unobtanium anyone?

[satyajitmenon]

From Uncyclopedia

Unobtainium is the hardest and strongest chemical element known to man. It is so durable that a vessel made of unobtainium can send Donald Trump to the center of the Earth. Unfortunately, the vessel would also be strong enough to bring him back out as well.

 

[theflyingpig]

 

[Blunc]

that photo is really "Fools Unobtanium", so many people have fallen for that.

 

[mmntech]

I keep a whole crate full of unobtainium next to my Nazi gold.

 

[911paramedic]

that photo is really "Fools Unobtanium", so many people have fallen for that.

Well, it is really hard to tell the difference.
(

 

[El Guaraguao]

what level/skill mining do I need in order to mine the stuff?

 

[theflyingpig]

what level/skill mining do I need in order to mine the stuff?

Just hire some mercenaries and get them to enslave some locals to do the mining. It's how its been done for centuries. Everyone knows this.

 

[ShawnD1]

I keep a whole crate full of unobtainium next to my Nazi Jew gold.

Fixed

 

[zinfamous]

Just hire some mercenaries and get them to enslave some locals to do the mining. It's how its been done for centuries. Everyone knows this.

Why hire mercenaries when we've already seen the US military attack and enslave locals to such great effect?

/weflyhigh.

 

[theflyingpig]

Why hire mercenaries when we've already seen the US military attack and enslave locals to such great effect?

/weflyhigh.

Liberal stupidity infects the military just like it does American society. You won't find liberal fools amongst mercenaries. Everyone knows this.

 

[bommy261]

i lol'd when i read:
that if this piece of crap were made out of Unobtainium it might actually be useful. That's how amazing Unobtainium is.

 

[Rubycon]

Never knew lead would be so desirable in 2154. :biggrin:

 

[borisvodofsky]

i lol'd when i read:
that if this piece of crap were made out of Unobtainium it might actually be useful. That's how amazing Unobtainium is.

HAHA,, funny yes.. But what is it...:\:\

 

[darkswordsman17]

HAHA,, funny yes.. But what is it...:\:\

3 guesses:
trophy
shifter
dildo

Maybe its 5speedgirl's trophy?

 

[Zebo]

 

[Zebo]

Liberal stupidity infects the military just like it does American society. You won't find liberal fools amongst mercenaries. Everyone knows this.

Or Rangers or Special Forces. Truck driver..dime a dozen.