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by Eric Hananoki on May 23, 2006 - 11:38am.
The other day, the Senate passed an amendment to the immigration bill to make English the official national language, something we think is fairly unnecessary. We asked for your unnecessary laws -- here are some of your responses:
Unnecessary Laws:
BILL IN PORTLAND, MAINE: Grass should be the official lawn covering of the United States.
IAN KLEINFELD: "Having a job" will be the official status of employed people
ANDREA GILLESPIE: All Americans need to drive on the right side of the road.
RON FISH: Breakfast- the official most important meal of the day.
ROBERT BARTRAM: It shall forthwith be decreed that all Toilet Paper Dispensers will roll outward, not inward.
BILL BRASKY: The official position for all male urination in the United States shall be standing.
RIGOBERTO GARCIA: The official preferred pencil of the United States is a #2 pencil.
JEFF WEST: Neckties must be knotted in the front
ROGER BIELEFELD: Speeds on all roadway and highway signs shall be expressed in "miles per hour" and in no other units such as feet per second or furlongs per minute.
CATHERNIE DUNLAP: Hot dogs and beer must be available at all baseball games occuring in the continental US
BOB KUZEMKO: Cash dispensed by ATM Machines must be given in $20 denominations.
DAVID ALDEN: The moon is the official national moon of the United States
BILL CHRISTESON: U.S. currency shall be the "Official Currency" of cash transactions conducted in the United States.
DONAL O?LEARY: Seven days will be the official length of a week. January 1st will be the official start of a new year.
SHAWN HILL: Nodding your head from side to side means no and that nodding your head up and down means yes.
Handshakes shall be done using the right hand, unless one is missing their right hand.
by Eric Hananoki on May 23, 2006 - 11:38am.
The other day, the Senate passed an amendment to the immigration bill to make English the official national language, something we think is fairly unnecessary. We asked for your unnecessary laws -- here are some of your responses:
Unnecessary Laws:
BILL IN PORTLAND, MAINE: Grass should be the official lawn covering of the United States.
IAN KLEINFELD: "Having a job" will be the official status of employed people
ANDREA GILLESPIE: All Americans need to drive on the right side of the road.
RON FISH: Breakfast- the official most important meal of the day.
ROBERT BARTRAM: It shall forthwith be decreed that all Toilet Paper Dispensers will roll outward, not inward.
BILL BRASKY: The official position for all male urination in the United States shall be standing.
RIGOBERTO GARCIA: The official preferred pencil of the United States is a #2 pencil.
JEFF WEST: Neckties must be knotted in the front
ROGER BIELEFELD: Speeds on all roadway and highway signs shall be expressed in "miles per hour" and in no other units such as feet per second or furlongs per minute.
CATHERNIE DUNLAP: Hot dogs and beer must be available at all baseball games occuring in the continental US
BOB KUZEMKO: Cash dispensed by ATM Machines must be given in $20 denominations.
DAVID ALDEN: The moon is the official national moon of the United States
BILL CHRISTESON: U.S. currency shall be the "Official Currency" of cash transactions conducted in the United States.
DONAL O?LEARY: Seven days will be the official length of a week. January 1st will be the official start of a new year.
SHAWN HILL: Nodding your head from side to side means no and that nodding your head up and down means yes.
Handshakes shall be done using the right hand, unless one is missing their right hand.
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