University of Texas student protests Right to Carry on College Campus... With Dildos!

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s0me0nesmind1

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You would think this would be a click bait article or something, but it's not. A (incredibly stupid) student out of the University of Texas (UT) wants to protest the new bill that allows students to carry on campus. As much as that sounds simple, it does say there are going to be some provisions such as "Gun Free Zones" and the ability for the University President to basically be an overseer. I guess the president can make a simple rule that you can't carry on campus, but the point being is that it would be legal in the normal sense.

Anyhow, a student has taken it upon herself to protest this bill by telling students to bring dildos to class day. Shit you not.

I'm sorry, but this is just the writing on the wall for how stupid millennials are in knowing how to effectively protest to get your point across. This does not get a point across to law-makers and decision-makers. This makes everyone roll their eyes at how stupid and immature you are.

AUSTIN - Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law that will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."
Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks

Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She's urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.

"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO,'" Jin says in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."
More than 330 people had signed up to participate by Saturday morning. The "strap in" will occur on Aug. 24, 2016, the first day of next year's fall semester.

The event was created the same day one student was killed and another wounded in a shooting at Texas Southern University, and just days after other deadly shootings on campuses in Oregon and Arizona.

Pro-campus carry advocates have said allowing concealed handguns on campus will enable people to defend themselves in the event of a live shooter, while those against it say it makes little difference and could even add to the chaos.

Gov. Greg Abbott signed Senate Bill 11, the campus carry law, in June. Starting in August 2016, the law will allow properly-licensed firearms owners to carry concealed handguns into most buildings on campus. The law also gives a certain amount of latitude to campus presidents, however, to designate so-called "gun-free zones."

At two public forums held in the last month, dozens of UT-Austin students, faculty and staff spoke against the law, urging President Greg Fenves to severely limit campus carry at the flagship. Last week, a professor emeritus in the school's economic department announced he would be giving up teaching over concerns about his personal safety.

Campus carry does not apply to private schools, and doesn't go into effect for community colleges until August 2017.

But the day it does for Longhorns, concealed carry license holders might not be the only one's packing heat on campus. Jin could not be reached for comment Saturday morning, but the San Antonio native and violin performance major encouraged widespread participation in the event.
"ANYBODY can participate in solidarity: alum, non-UT students, people outside of Texas," she wrote on the group's page. "Come one dildo, come all dildos."
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Article: http://www.chron.com/local/educatio...arry-ut-austin-dildo-dildos-texas-6563276.php

Facebook Group she made: https://www.facebook.com/events/1686524198249678/

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shortylickens

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Yup. Even as a gun enthusiast I'd have a difficult time arguing that dildos are at all related to firearms.

Fucking stupid.
 
Blue_Max

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No more stupid than Mattress Girl.

*sigh*

What's REALLY sad is she'll get skool credit and fame/publicity/money for this, just like M.G. did.
 
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sandorski said:
lol, ok. In her defense, it certainly grabs attention.
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Which is generally the goal of people protesting something, as silly as I think "gun free zones" are I gotta give the organizers of the protest some kudos. It's silly but it's definitely attention grabbing.
 
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Darwin333 said:
Which is generally the goal of people protesting something, as silly as I think "gun free zones" are I gotta give the organizers of the protest some kudos. It's silly but it's definitely attention grabbing.
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Yes, but what does it accomplish? People talking and rolling their eyes doesn't make change... well, sometimes change in their pockets, but that's it.

Point being, you don't accomplish change without presenting your case like a civil human. It just makes everyone roll their eyes and walk away.
 
WelshBloke

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s0me0nesmind1 said:
Yes, but what does it accomplish? People talking and rolling their eyes doesn't make change... well, sometimes change in their pockets, but that's it.

Point being, you don't accomplish change without presenting your case like a civil human. It just makes everyone roll their eyes and walk away.
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Well no.

Some people are going to go "Oh shit, they aren't pulling the 'more guns are the answer to gun crime' crap again are they?".
 
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What I want to know is did she have that conveniently lying around before the idea or did she get one after coming up with it? :sneaky:


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She's protesting carry on campus (the argument that it would make campus safer) by "carrying" an attention grabbing and yet equally efficacious item of school shooting prevention. Seems to make sense to me. It's an awareness protest, I don't understand what you don't understand?
 
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If women can get away with open carry of dildos, can men get away with open carry of the real thing?
 
MongGrel

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More power to them, I care less really.

They should be strap ons, so you just walk by and smack it :p

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s0me0nesmind1 said:
Yes, but what does it accomplish? People talking and rolling their eyes doesn't make change... well, sometimes change in their pockets, but that's it.

Point being, you don't accomplish change without presenting your case like a civil human. It just makes everyone roll their eyes and walk away.
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Very true but the absolute first thing you must do to effect change is to get your argument noticed and heard. Since we are here on ATOT talking about it they have at least succeeded in that part.

Not to mention that a bunch of college chicks with dildos hanging out of their backpacks is way better (and imho hotter) than some bullshit sit in or rally that inconveniences people way more yet still barely gets a second mention.
 
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IronWing's current status update:
Resisting desire to start thread "A lifelong dildo owner explains why he is destroying his dildo."


"It was just a pain in the ass, you know?"
 
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Darwin333 said:
Very true but the absolute first thing you must do to effect change is to get your argument noticed and heard. Since we are here on ATOT talking about it they have at least succeeded in that part.

Not to mention that a bunch of college chicks with dildos hanging out of their backpacks is way better (and imho hotter) than some bullshit sit in or rally that inconveniences people way more yet still barely gets a second mention.
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While completely true (and I get the point)... It doesn't change my viewpoint one bit.

People such as Martin Luther are turning over in their grave from how disgrace today's protests are as far as rights are concerned.

What's the end result?
0 Change
100% laughter from the other side.

Congrats?
 
MagickMan

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They already had them on (or in) their person, now they're just open-carrying? :\
 
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Blue_Max said:
No more stupid than Mattress Girl.

*sigh*

What's REALLY sad is she'll get skool credit and fame/publicity/money for this, just like M.G. did.
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The mattress was just to show everyone she was DTF at any time? Or did I misunderstand that? :confused:
 
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s0me0nesmind1 said:
While completely true (and I get the point)... It doesn't change my viewpoint one bit.

People such as Martin Luther are turning over in their grave from how disgrace today's protests are as far as rights are concerned.

What's the end result?
0 Change
100% laughter from the other side.

Congrats?
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What the fuck are you talking about?

Would a peaceful march or sit in suddenly cause gun owners to go, "Oh man, we should totally get rid of our guns or not carry concealed."

The point is to get people talking, and how do you know what change or lack of change she's influenced? Because gun laws were not implemented immediately it's clear she didn't do anything?

I suppose it makes sense if you lack the ability to think beyond yourself..
 
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