United Airlines allows passengers to choke the chicken

[brainhulk]

http://ktla.com/2013/05/30/teen-say...ed-man-to-masturbate-on-flight/#axzz2UrBvfBNA

“After we took off, the guy on the aisle seat across from me started masturbating and exposing himself while staring at me,” Amestoy said.
Amestoy, who was 17 at the time, said she immediately told a flight attendant.
“I thought he would tell the man to stop or move. He did neither. The flight attendant told me that he couldn’t move me because there were no seats available in my class,” Amestoy said.

 

[Absolution75]

The only thing I can think about now is what I would do if a girl started paddling her pink canoe while staring at me on an airplane...


Not exactly sure what I'd do...

 

[Farang]

The only thing I can think about now is what I would do if a girl started paddling her pink canoe while staring at me on an airplane...


Not exactly sure what I'd do...

My already low standards might go off a cliff just to get in the club

 

[Broheim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwhoEHtwoiQ

 

[bignateyk]

I was on a United flight from Dulles to LAX and some old Russian guy took his shoes off and damn near choked half the cabin on the stench. I don't think he had bathed in a month. The flight attendants made him put his shoes back on.

Sounds like it was just a shitty flight attendant afraid of confrontation.

 

[Anubis]

http://gawker.com/lesbian-couple-engages-in-hardcore-pda-on-aussie-train-510440324

 

[Wyndru]

http://gawker.com/lesbian-couple-engages-in-hardcore-pda-on-aussie-train-510440324

Wow, she got upset at the end that the person was recording it.

I'm amazed.

 

[BudAshes]

http://gawker.com/lesbian-couple-engages-in-hardcore-pda-on-aussie-train-510440324

For some reason I'm ok with this...

 

[momeNt]

United Airlines has a notoriously weak masturbatory policy. If she truly was offended, and knew she would be offended by in-flight masturbation, she should have chosen another airline that deals with masturbation in a manner she finds appropriate. I think she was just shopping for a lawsuit and finally got on an airplane with a creeper.

 

[Wyndru]

United Airlines has a notoriously weak masturbatory policy.

The same rules should apply in the air as on the ground. Don't whip out your dick in public!

 

[BudAshes]

United Airlines has a notoriously weak masturbatory policy. If she truly was offended, and knew she would be offended by in-flight masturbation, she should have chosen another airline that deals with masturbation in a manner she finds appropriate. I think she was just shopping for a lawsuit and finally got on an airplane with a creeper.

She should really be flattered.

 

[momeNt]

She should really be flattered.

I agree. God forbid she ever go on an Amtrak, railway masturbation and/or sex is far more common than airway.

 

[waggy]

United Airlines has a notoriously weak masturbatory policy. If she truly was offended, and knew she would be offended by in-flight masturbation, she should have chosen another airline that deals with masturbation in a manner she finds appropriate. I think she was just shopping for a lawsuit and finally got on an airplane with a creeper.

lol wtf..

http://gawker.com/lesbian-couple-engages-in-hardcore-pda-on-aussie-train-510440324

at least they were hot.

 

[Wyndru]

at least they were hot.

I'll bet they are self righteous bitches though. I wonder if they would have gotten upset if some guy came over with his dick out....and pissed on them :twisted:.

Reminds me of that video where the girl squatted down in public and started pissing, and the old guy came up behind her and kicked her in the bare ass.