Unique names for a bathroom stall newspaper

[Scrapster]

That's correct. Each week our dorm staff posts a newspaper type bulletin of dorm news inside of our bathroom stalls (because we're such antisocials and never leave our rooms). The mission we have been presented is to come up with a name for this bulletin.

Ex: Toilet times, the john journal, etc..

Please post your suggestions if you think you have a good one.



Scrapster

 

[nateholtrop]

The Daily Crapper

Nate

 

[kranky]

The Wipe Street Journal
USA #2-day

 

[Pastore]

Morning Wood Weekly

 

[SilentBoB]

The Toilet Paper

Get it? Its a PUN! Ah hahahahaha!

 

[axelfox]

The Next InSTALLment

 

[dennilfloss]

For a ladies bathroom: The Daily Rag.
For guys: Mind Over Matter.



The Night Chicago Died (Paper Lace)

 

[Preyhunter]

I usually refer to it as $hit lit(erature). This is much different from "lit $hit" which is usually a prank comprised of a paper bag filled with feces and set ablaze.