Uninvited Paris Hilton falls into pond at the pre-awards dinner party for LOTR

[MrDingleDangle]

hahaha

 

[neutralizer]

For Oscars, Paris pools her a$$ets

 

[Murpheeee]

PIC

 

[ggavinmoss]

Given that it's Paris Hilton, I'm surprised there's no video of this!

-geoff

 

[EvilYoda]

I was so close to being surprised...wonder what she'll do next for attention. She was on the George Lopez show last Friday too, oy.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Had anyone even heard of this retard before her infamous video came out? I wish she would fade into obscurity again, I keep having the urge to track her down and flatten her empty skull with a shovel.

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: Murpheeee
PIC

:beer:

 

[Mill]

She might be the biggest idiot to ever walk the planet.

 

[UNCjigga]

LOL, I can imagine how that pool looked. She probably saw all the flower blossoms and thought, "oh wow, a carpet of flowers! Well I'll be the first to walk on them!" Heh!

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Mill
She might be the biggest idiot to ever walk the planet.

Now confirmed by this incident.

 

[Babbles]

In the elaborately decorated tent, sultry "Alias" co-star Melissa George watched with deep fascination as Paris loped through the crush with that sparkly cell phone crammed into her ear. "I think she must be talking to her daddy," George told me. "She's saying, 'Daddy, I need more money!'

I found that pretty funny.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Mill
She might be the biggest idiot to ever walk the planet.

Now confirmed by this incident.

Jessica Simpson and Paris would be a lethal combo. Their stupidity could lower the IQ of any room by half even if Stephen Hawking was there.

 

[JetsFanatic]

Originally posted by: Mill
She might be the biggest idiot to ever walk the planet.

yup

 

[z0mb13]

Id still hit it!!

 

[MaxDepth]

She seems to have certain skillz...

 

[conjur]

She bent over to wipe her shiny silver stilettos, our spy reports. "Oh, my new Vuitton shoes! Well, at least they're clean now."

Her rhinestone-encrusted cell phone started bleating, and she answered.

"Nicky, guess what?" she told her sis. "I just fell into a little pond! It's soooo embarrassing."

What a fvcking waste of a human being.

 

[Tom]

is this the thread where the perfect people hang out ?

 

[pyonir]

says in the story she was only up to her half calves in the water. That hardly qualifies as "falling" into a pond IMO.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
is this the thread where the perfect people hang out ?

If thread=forum, then yes.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: pyonir
says in the story she was only up to her half calves in the water. That hardly qualifies as "falling" into a pond IMO.

But her Vuitton shoes! :Q

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: pyonir
says in the story she was only up to her half calves in the water. That hardly qualifies as "falling" into a pond IMO.

But her Vuitton shoes! :Q

lol. i wish it was a deep pool...and she didn't know how to swim...and no one will save her....:evil:

 

[Kipper]

She's not even that hot...honestly, I don't why people bother.

I suppose it's because she's loaded. Yeah, that's exactly it.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
is this the thread where the perfect people hang out ?

It was before you showed up!

 

[Ogg]

pic of paris and some other rich girl?



edit:
may not be work friendly so says someone down there?:evil:

 

[moshquerade]

she is the kind of chick i'd push into a pool

"whoops"
i cannot stand those bubble headed bleach blondes