Unholy wholegrain bread

[iwearnosox]

I've had a package of kirkland wholegrain bread on my counter since August 20th. I opened it today and it's completely fresh and edible.

I must conclude my bread has demonic spirits in it keeping it fresh.

 

[KarenMarie]

either that or loads of chemicals and perseratives.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
either that or loads of chemicals and perseratives.

It says all natural. Surely demonic bread would not lie to thee.

 

[Ika]

Wait two weeks, then demonic children will spawn inside your belly, eating you from the inside, then escaping and taking over the world.

:shocked:

 

[her209]

I'd look carefully for mold and/or fungus.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
I've had a package of kirkland wholegrain bread on my counter since August 20th. I opened it today and it's completely fresh and edible.

I must conclude my bread has demonic spirits in it keeping it fresh.

dude, i had the same thing going on. i bought a loaf of bread and it lasted about 2.5 months without getting moldy whatsoever. it was a little stale, but you couldn't tell whenever you toasted it.

i was stunned.

i bought another loaf of the same bread... the fate of that loaf wasn't as fortunate.

 

[JSFLY]

the brown color of the bread is hiding the brown fungus thats been growing on it.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Exorcism... STAT!

 

[everman]

Perhaps this demonic loaf has only convinced you that it's edible...