An extremely shy bloke was in hospital for a series of tests which left his bodily systems very upset. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was mortally embarrassed. Ina complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the sheets, and threw them out the window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital and the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk sttod there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard walked up and asked, " whats going on here?"
The drunk replied, "I think I've just beat the sh!t out of a ghost".
A drunk was walking by the hospital and the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk sttod there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard walked up and asked, " whats going on here?"
The drunk replied, "I think I've just beat the sh!t out of a ghost".
