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unfriendly roomates

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oneofakind

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I've been having trouble w/ my 2 roomates recently...they keep doing stupid sh|t to me. One time they taped my door closed and it took me a half hour to get out. We've been friends for a while, and i don't konw why they're doing this...anybody have any stories about their roomates?
 
All I know is if you appear pissed off, they will continue doing this, if you play along, they will stop doing it after a couple more times. Its probably not a good idea to do anythign drastic to "Get back at them" or else the war will never end.
 
practical jokes? if it bothers you, tell them about it

me and my roomates used to play practical jokes on each other all the time. one of them always slept with his mouth open and we would put a banana in his mouth. or turn off the lights and surround the couch with furniture so he would bump into it when he woke up
 
Originally posted by: oneofakind
I've been having trouble w/ my 2 roomates recently...they keep doing stupid sh|t to me. One time they taped my door closed and it took me a half hour to get out. We've been friends for a while, and i don't konw why they're doing this...anybody have any stories about their roomates?
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pwn3d.

Maybe you can start playing pranks back? Like putting a severed horse head in their bed?
 
I have a roommate who refuses to wear underwear and refuses to bath.

I'd much rather have them tape my door shut. Atleast I can kick it down.


Piss on their bed. Late at night. Preferably while they're in it. Golden Shower.
That'll teach em.
 
The whole thing is it's like we're not even friends anymore...i never talk to them, and they never talk to me. I should put laxatives in there food/drink lol
 
One of my roommates used to have an obsession with Betty Crocker Cheesy Hashbrowns. He would always cook it on med-hi and end up scorching the pan. The apt would stink up with cheese smoke. After he ate, he'd throw his pan in the sink until the next time he was hungry. I got tired of having no space to wash dishes so I took the nasty pan, filled with water, cheese, and grease and dumped it in his bed. 😉
 
Originally posted by: brunswickite
my roomate is a total douche... I once taped his door shut and it took him 30 min to get out.
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rofl, in-thread parody. 8/10. Good work. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: shady06
or turn off the lights and surround the couch with furniture so he would bump into it when he woke up
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I saw one of those "funniest video" shows where they managed to carry the whole couch outside while somebody was asleep on it and he awoke in a state of shock at somehow now being in the great outdoors. 😀 It was pretty funny.
 
just start getting them back and use one against the other.
my suggestion is saran wrapping one to their bed, it works really good just ask my former roomate.
and yes, i'm the guy with the beard 😛
 
Funniest thing i ever did was when my friend passed out from drinking too much. We put the empty beer carton on his stomach and lit it on fire. Then we yelled out that he was on fire...he woke up and started flippin out.
 
Originally posted by: Doodoo
Funniest thing i ever did was when my friend passed out from drinking too much. We put the empty beer carton on his stomach and lit it on fire. Then we yelled out that he was on fire...he woke up and started flippin out.
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Was he wailing on a guitar too?

He may have been a ninja. You're lucky to be alive! :Q
 
Yeah we did stupid stuff like that to people all the time in school. One time while a guy was sleeping we barricaded his door and yelled in his window with a bullhorn. He would have never gotten out if the RAs hadn't made let him out because of the obvious fire hazard.

Another common trick was to cover the power switch on a a vacuum cleaner with a spray paint cap and a ton of duct tape (while the vacuum is turned on but unplugged). Then you flip the breaker to someone's room while they're sleeping, throw the vacuum in, "penny" their door shut so they can't get out, and plug it in in the hallway. They can't see, they can't figure out how to turn the vacuum off, and they can't get out of their room.
 
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