Make up something freelance.
Example:
2009-2010 Freelance hedge fund manager. Made lots of money.
Yeah, its pretty funny. Most people have to lie these days in order to be considered for jobs. Which is dishonest to begin with but I guess thats what employers prefer.
Sort of like how I have 15+ years as a software engineer (self taught myself in high school and found a job when I was 19 that hired me - 35 now) but if I put my resume out there without listing a college degree, I will never get a call back. I just list that I have an associates degree on there even though I don't. They'd never know and never check, and anything I would have learned in college would no longer be relevant anyhow. In those days it was mid 90's and nobody programs with Fox Pro, or any of those other ridiculous tools anymore.
