So, some guys from Chicago were in town today. We had lunch and the topic veered into politics. It turns out that our goofy new mayor has a former lesbian as a wife. Now, after undergrad, I returned to NYC and lived in an apartment with a lesbian and two other girls. People can say that lesbians don't like dick but I've seen it first hand that they do. When Time Warner was came out with their phone service, we switched. I helped the cable guy run the lines and under the lesbian's bed were giant dildos with her pubic hair all over them. This, was the evidence I needed as motivation. But, tried as much as I could, I was never able to turn her. Even though I gave up, I was able to tag her "friend" that used to come over often. But hearing that a man was able turn one hurts because I couldn't. Either the mayor's wife was not a real lesbian or he has done something few men can actually lay claim to. I just don't understand how he was able to do it.