Unbelievable day!

Turin39789

Lifer
Nov 21, 2000
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GAH! So, It's 3 o clock, Ive been awake since 2am, just got out of jail. Thats right jail. My stupid fscking roomates were up last night playing the xbox on MY HDTV, with the volume up enough that it was rattling my door. I went out there at 11 and told them that I have a DE test in the morning, they promise to quite down. I am woken up again at 11:40 by retard A shouting his ass off because he did some stupid trick with the damn halo humvee. I go out again and explain it to them, they say they will keep it down but they were laughing as I went back to my room. 2 am rolls around and my gdamn door is rattling, Fsck em , I got up, walked out there and told em " This will keep the fscking noise down", and shot their xbox with my Lorcin 9mm. God of course hates me because the damn Xbox deflects the bullet and now I have a new hole in my wall. My roomates are just staring at me at this point, but I just pick up a fscking brick and throw it at the xbox. I was lucky to hit it but I did and actually cracked it with that. I go back to sleep only to wake up because the cops are arrestign me on some bs charges of endangerment. So I miss my fscking test, am out bail money and am looking for a new place to live.

FSCK IT
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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This is your asshole before shooting a Xbox o, THIS is your asshole AFTER shooting a Xbox 0.

BTW: Worst parody thread EVAR!